mail call!
It's that time of year again, the time for the Great Holiday Postal Orgy (part 1).
Attn. spandrel: You are getting a squishy envelope in the 2-3 business days. Merry Christmas. (You will also be getting a package from Amazon containing D's present. Please be so kind as to wrap it for me, I went cheap). Thanks, nawilla.
Attn. mad_myndi: You are also getting a squishy envelope in 2-3 business days. Merry Christmas. (That's all there is. Enjoy!) Love, nawilla.
Attn. ceria_taliesin: You are getting a really big squishy envelope in 2-3 business days. This is not necessarily better than mad_myndi or spandrel's gifts; yours is just particularly thin and flat. (And actually just a cheap little thing that is the cheapest of the bunch. But after visiting, I thought you could use it. Love, nawilla.
Attn. Cousin M and Aunt G who don't read this: You too are also getting a really big squishy envelope in 2-3 business days at Cousin M's house. You are also getting a package from amazon. When cleaning, Sibling and I discovered about 2 years worth of gifts for Aunt G. The rest will be mailed to Aunt G's house in Postal Orgy Part 2 so she doesn't have to schlep them all home.
Attn. Cousin C who also doesn't read this: You will be getting a large squishy envelope in 2-3 business days. I am still working on something nicer for you but it's not going to be done in time for Christmas, so I'll send it along later.
Attn. Everyone Else: If there is no message for you, I either don't love you anymore, will deliver your gift in person, or you are to be included in Postal Orgy Part 2. Happy Holidays!
Attn. spandrel: You are getting a squishy envelope in the 2-3 business days. Merry Christmas. (You will also be getting a package from Amazon containing D's present. Please be so kind as to wrap it for me, I went cheap). Thanks, nawilla.
Attn. mad_myndi: You are also getting a squishy envelope in 2-3 business days. Merry Christmas. (That's all there is. Enjoy!) Love, nawilla.
Attn. ceria_taliesin: You are getting a really big squishy envelope in 2-3 business days. This is not necessarily better than mad_myndi or spandrel's gifts; yours is just particularly thin and flat. (And actually just a cheap little thing that is the cheapest of the bunch. But after visiting, I thought you could use it. Love, nawilla.
Attn. Cousin M and Aunt G who don't read this: You too are also getting a really big squishy envelope in 2-3 business days at Cousin M's house. You are also getting a package from amazon. When cleaning, Sibling and I discovered about 2 years worth of gifts for Aunt G. The rest will be mailed to Aunt G's house in Postal Orgy Part 2 so she doesn't have to schlep them all home.
Attn. Cousin C who also doesn't read this: You will be getting a large squishy envelope in 2-3 business days. I am still working on something nicer for you but it's not going to be done in time for Christmas, so I'll send it along later.
Attn. Everyone Else: If there is no message for you, I either don't love you anymore, will deliver your gift in person, or you are to be included in Postal Orgy Part 2. Happy Holidays!