I often get curious what everyone's favorite violent wish is towards those that bug them. For me, even if you say something I think is really stupid to actually being a flat out dick, my mental image is kicking in their knee so they fall backwards then stomping on their chin with intent to break their jaw back into their head.
Poll Your form of torture ....I've been watching The Dark Knight and remembering that I love Bruce Wayne ROFL.
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At my job we have metal fixtures somewhat like this
The metal parts the clothes hang on come out and occasionally I'll be carrying them around the store, and I always entertain the idea of bludgeoning someone [usually a zombie] with them. It's great fun.