What are your overheads?

Sep 23, 2005 13:54

Tests suck so much ass. I got ruled again. Its masochistic. That's what it is.

Last weekend was a lot of fun. I got some major quality time with good friends. Everyone is officially involved in a serious relationship/married/retired and fishing. I've always thought of myself as a leader that follows other leaders and perhaps its time for me to go buy a fishing pole and reel in the big fish. This is not a quaint metaphor but a hobby which i need to take up in order to impress the ladies. All the coolest guys are on the tv infomercials explaining to me how their lure fools fish better than the other lures. I mean, if you cant trick an animal that was too lazy to evolve feet, then you are no man at all. The whole point of this is that I want to be on an infomercial selling knives that can cut through alabaster. There is nothing cooler than using an object to do something it was never designed to accomplish. "i know your knife can chop tomatoes and dice onions... but can it hack through concrete?" . In all honesty, that is the only scientific way to assess knife strength at 3 in the morning when the tv decides to vomit randomness. Perhaps the knife logic applies everywhere... for example "sure bikes can take you places, but can they be used to shatter all my bones in an attempt to jump over 27 cars as beer crazed rednecks cheer me on in a dirty arena?".

and so on.

sincereusly,
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