Jan 21, 2010 14:02
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Marine Sniper -- You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine."
"Stop Global Whining"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR Has Never Solved Anything.”
"U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"
"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight" <--this one is used for the Army Rangers as well
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? ... A Little Recoil"
"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America An Opportunity To Die For Their Country since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
humour,
military