The pity party
Last night, we went over to Sarah's for a bit of an anti-Valentine's day extravaganza. After watching her dogs beg for food, we started watching the Lion King, where everything became an innuendo. You know the part where Rafiki is holding Simba to show the animals? Well, I opened my mouth and said he was pulling a Michael Jackson. From that point on, he was known as Michael Jackson. Soon everything in the movie became an innuendo, except for the songs (which we all sang). The three hyenas are Woopi, Opra, and Dr. Phil. Woopi actually was one of the voice actors for the movie, so at least hers makes sense. Dr. Phil's the cross-eyed one. Scar's the most amazing villain ever, and is basically Snape in lion form. We saw "sex" in the flower cloud (or at least like to think we did).
And afterwards we played Apples to Apples which spawned even more jokes and hilarity. Alanah, our dear, sweet girl, messed up saying what was on her cards. Chameleon--> Charmeleon (I choose you!) Custer's Last Stand --> Cluster's Last Stand, and Bell Bottoms---> Belly Button. Eventually she stopped saying the words on her cards, which kind of made me feel bad. Andrea picked it up too, making new shoes into new school. Sarah squeeched, and got kicked in the nose because she wouldn't stop poking Alanah who in turn makes really high-pitched noises when you touch her. She also has a bite reflex, which is interesting. Or she just attacks violently, which is just fun to watch. Two reasons why I don't touch Alanah. Ever. XD Um... I got chick lit! A book called Bookends, and I have no idea what it's about because Sarah wouldn't let me read the blurbs before I left. They seem to be playing footsies on the cover, though.
Fun times, man. Fuuuuuuuuuun times.
And afterwards we played Apples to Apples which spawned even more jokes and hilarity. Alanah, our dear, sweet girl, messed up saying what was on her cards. Chameleon--> Charmeleon (I choose you!) Custer's Last Stand --> Cluster's Last Stand, and Bell Bottoms---> Belly Button. Eventually she stopped saying the words on her cards, which kind of made me feel bad. Andrea picked it up too, making new shoes into new school. Sarah squeeched, and got kicked in the nose because she wouldn't stop poking Alanah who in turn makes really high-pitched noises when you touch her. She also has a bite reflex, which is interesting. Or she just attacks violently, which is just fun to watch. Two reasons why I don't touch Alanah. Ever. XD Um... I got chick lit! A book called Bookends, and I have no idea what it's about because Sarah wouldn't let me read the blurbs before I left. They seem to be playing footsies on the cover, though.
Fun times, man. Fuuuuuuuuuun times.