jesus tapdancing christ!

[navitas]

Last night I dreamt that I was in a sex stable full of pretty girls, horses and goats, and I had sex with a centaur who had a black and gold penis. Then I followed a prostitute back to her brothel to try and find a transvestite, but they were fresh out. Instead, I bought some lingerie, made carrot soup and fell asleep in my dream, waking up next to Kia hours later.

Analyze THAT, hah!