Happy Holi, Fandom Summary
Happy Holi! This is my first time celebrating Holi in India, so it's been cool. I think I forgot to tell some of you that I was going to India, but here I am with about two weeks left in my six-week trip.
exitwinesburg has been sending me fandom updates, which I greatly appreciate. I've learned that 2PM is going through some crazyass shit with amazing headlines like, "'Jaebum situation' throws unexpected fireballs, 2PM in danger," and "In front of the JYPE building lay chrysanthemums; 2PM is dead," and my personal favorite: "Who cares whether Wooyoung cries or not? Our Jaebum is crying tears of blood."
Sadly I cannot give this scandal the attention it deserves, but I continue to be confused by Hottests' religious devotion to Jaebum over all the other members. 2PM should stop trying to explain themselves and just divorce Hottests forever since it's clear Hottests don't really give a fuck about them. Their post-scandal success has already proved that they can remain wildly popular without Jaebum, so who cares about a handful of crazies anyway? (But let them continue to research Jaebum's forbidden deeds, because the rest of us are curious.)
Meanwhile, Soshi has revealed that the kickass Soshi at the end of the "Oh!" MV is for their unnies. Be still my heart. DBSK is doing lord knows what; nobody's talking about it or telling me about it, so I can only assume the worst. NEWS has also fallen off the face of the earth, I think. Shinee is busy taking care of a baby. Kara and Brown Eyed Girls are still on break? Big Bang...should be coming out with a new album soon, but this is where my fandom knowledge ends.
Feel free to send me emails, people, even though I don't usually have access to the internet or the time to use it -- eventually I'll see and appreciate them, I promise. ^^
exitwinesburg has been sending me fandom updates, which I greatly appreciate. I've learned that 2PM is going through some crazyass shit with amazing headlines like, "'Jaebum situation' throws unexpected fireballs, 2PM in danger," and "In front of the JYPE building lay chrysanthemums; 2PM is dead," and my personal favorite: "Who cares whether Wooyoung cries or not? Our Jaebum is crying tears of blood."
Sadly I cannot give this scandal the attention it deserves, but I continue to be confused by Hottests' religious devotion to Jaebum over all the other members. 2PM should stop trying to explain themselves and just divorce Hottests forever since it's clear Hottests don't really give a fuck about them. Their post-scandal success has already proved that they can remain wildly popular without Jaebum, so who cares about a handful of crazies anyway? (But let them continue to research Jaebum's forbidden deeds, because the rest of us are curious.)
Meanwhile, Soshi has revealed that the kickass Soshi at the end of the "Oh!" MV is for their unnies. Be still my heart. DBSK is doing lord knows what; nobody's talking about it or telling me about it, so I can only assume the worst. NEWS has also fallen off the face of the earth, I think. Shinee is busy taking care of a baby. Kara and Brown Eyed Girls are still on break? Big Bang...should be coming out with a new album soon, but this is where my fandom knowledge ends.
Feel free to send me emails, people, even though I don't usually have access to the internet or the time to use it -- eventually I'll see and appreciate them, I promise. ^^