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It's retard-survey time again.
Best, Worst, Last, Today, Tomorrow, Favorite, Currently, and True or False.
Best
1. Male friend: EVERYONE WHO I STRANGLED THE OTHER NIGHT
2. Female friend: LESBOS
3. Vacation: GOING TO BED
Worst
1. Time of day: BED TIME. WHAT A BUMMER.
2. Day of the Week: THE WORST DAY OF THE WEEK IS FRIDAY
3. Food: CORTLAND APPLES
4. Memory: I HAVE THE WORST MEMORY. CAN'T REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY
Last
1. Person you saw (not family): MY ROOMMATE. I TRIED TO PUNCH HIM THE OTHER NIGHT.
2. Talked to on the phone: SARAH BERRY TOLD ME ABOUT THE BANK ROBBERY
4. IMed: LAST IMED? LASTIMED LAST TIMED. THE SLOWERST.
5. Messaged over myspace: THE LAST MESSAGE SENT IN OUTER SPACE WAS BY JODIE FOSTER IN CONTACT
Today
1. What are you doing: TODAY I AM CHANNELING DEAD PEOPLE
2. What are you wearing: TOUPEE
3. Better than yesterday?: EVERY DAY IS BETTER THAN THE LAST
Tommorow
1. Is: WEDNESDAY
2. Got any plans?: DID YOU NOTICE TOMORROW IS SPELLED WRONG?
3. Dislikes about tomorrow: IT IS SPELLED WRONG ABOVE.
Favorite
1. Number: THERE IS NOT ROOM TO WRITE IT HERE. AND IT IS NOT PI, DICKHEAD.
2. Song (currently): OH, ITS GLORIA BY THE DOORS. HOW NICE!
3. Color(s): BLACK. HISPANIC. CAUCASIAN. REGULAR ASIAN.
4. Seasons: OLD BAY OR MAYBE CUMIN
Current(ly)
1. Missing someone: HAVE YOU SEEN MY PET TOAD?
2. Mood: MOODY
3. Wanting: TO TYPE THE LETTER Q.
TRUE/FALSE:
I am a cuddler.
FALSE I AM A STRANGLER.
I am a morning person.
I AM A PERSON. ALWAYS.
I am a perfectionist.
WHEN I STRANGLE.
I am an only child.
WO YOU LIANG GE GEGE (THAT WAS CHINESE)
I am currently in pajamas.
I HAVENT BEEN IN PANAMA SINCE I WAS A BABY.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
NO
I am addicted to myspace.
INNERSPACE WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE. LIKE WHEN THAT GUY IN THE OTHER SUBMARINE GETS KILLED BY STOMACH ACID! HOLY SHIT!
I am very shy around the opposite gender.
FALSI
I can be paranoid at times.
I CAN'T EVER BE PARANOID.
I enjoy country music.
I love smoothies:
YES BANANA ONE
I enjoy talking on the phone.
NO NO NO NO
I have a hard time paying attention at school.
I HAVE A HARD TIME PAYING ON DATES
I have a hidden talent:
TALKING
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal:
YES
I have a tendency to fall:
ONLY IN DREAMS
Best, Worst, Last, Today, Tomorrow, Favorite, Currently, and True or False.
Best
1. Male friend: EVERYONE WHO I STRANGLED THE OTHER NIGHT
2. Female friend: LESBOS
3. Vacation: GOING TO BED
Worst
1. Time of day: BED TIME. WHAT A BUMMER.
2. Day of the Week: THE WORST DAY OF THE WEEK IS FRIDAY
3. Food: CORTLAND APPLES
4. Memory: I HAVE THE WORST MEMORY. CAN'T REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY
Last
1. Person you saw (not family): MY ROOMMATE. I TRIED TO PUNCH HIM THE OTHER NIGHT.
2. Talked to on the phone: SARAH BERRY TOLD ME ABOUT THE BANK ROBBERY
4. IMed: LAST IMED? LASTIMED LAST TIMED. THE SLOWERST.
5. Messaged over myspace: THE LAST MESSAGE SENT IN OUTER SPACE WAS BY JODIE FOSTER IN CONTACT
Today
1. What are you doing: TODAY I AM CHANNELING DEAD PEOPLE
2. What are you wearing: TOUPEE
3. Better than yesterday?: EVERY DAY IS BETTER THAN THE LAST
Tommorow
1. Is: WEDNESDAY
2. Got any plans?: DID YOU NOTICE TOMORROW IS SPELLED WRONG?
3. Dislikes about tomorrow: IT IS SPELLED WRONG ABOVE.
Favorite
1. Number: THERE IS NOT ROOM TO WRITE IT HERE. AND IT IS NOT PI, DICKHEAD.
2. Song (currently): OH, ITS GLORIA BY THE DOORS. HOW NICE!
3. Color(s): BLACK. HISPANIC. CAUCASIAN. REGULAR ASIAN.
4. Seasons: OLD BAY OR MAYBE CUMIN
Current(ly)
1. Missing someone: HAVE YOU SEEN MY PET TOAD?
2. Mood: MOODY
3. Wanting: TO TYPE THE LETTER Q.
TRUE/FALSE:
I am a cuddler.
FALSE I AM A STRANGLER.
I am a morning person.
I AM A PERSON. ALWAYS.
I am a perfectionist.
WHEN I STRANGLE.
I am an only child.
WO YOU LIANG GE GEGE (THAT WAS CHINESE)
I am currently in pajamas.
I HAVENT BEEN IN PANAMA SINCE I WAS A BABY.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
NO
I am addicted to myspace.
INNERSPACE WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE. LIKE WHEN THAT GUY IN THE OTHER SUBMARINE GETS KILLED BY STOMACH ACID! HOLY SHIT!
I am very shy around the opposite gender.
FALSI
I can be paranoid at times.
I CAN'T EVER BE PARANOID.
I enjoy country music.
I love smoothies:
YES BANANA ONE
I enjoy talking on the phone.
NO NO NO NO
I have a hard time paying attention at school.
I HAVE A HARD TIME PAYING ON DATES
I have a hidden talent:
TALKING
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal:
YES
I have a tendency to fall:
ONLY IN DREAMS