Raccoon in the Dumpster
Last night I was getting ready to take out the garbage when Craig said, "I'll take that out." I declined because I already had my shoes on.
So, as I'm throwing the garbage bag into the dumpster a raccoon jumped out the side, missed jumping into my body by about a millimeter and scurried off. I was a little freaked out, because if I had been about 3 inches to the right, the raccoon would have jumped right into my crotch and probably scratched the hell out of me. Either way, I yelled "FUCK!" then laughed like a crazy person because it was actually kind of a rush.
I went back inside the apartment and told Craig that I almost DIED and the next time he offers to take out the trash, I will take him up on the offer.
So, as I'm throwing the garbage bag into the dumpster a raccoon jumped out the side, missed jumping into my body by about a millimeter and scurried off. I was a little freaked out, because if I had been about 3 inches to the right, the raccoon would have jumped right into my crotch and probably scratched the hell out of me. Either way, I yelled "FUCK!" then laughed like a crazy person because it was actually kind of a rush.
I went back inside the apartment and told Craig that I almost DIED and the next time he offers to take out the trash, I will take him up on the offer.