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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
Last week, I sacrificed angeliquewisdom to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I fed ms_kitty84 to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In June, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In September, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (725 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
nausikaa2
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