I have decided to record lines and/or fics which cracked me up, for man, do I need cracking up in these times...
So, here's the first one:
Severus decided that if he was doomed to be a peach during his last chance for a sexual encounter with the man he loved, he would be a very sour peach. He settled in for a record-breaking sulk, one that would summon dark thunderclouds and kill fluffy bunnies by the dozens.
From
here, outtake from
pixychelle's wonderful
Through the Looking Glass, done for last year's LMOM. I also highley recommend
this chapter, for this is the most hilarious and absolutely hottest food-smut I ever read!!! *howls with laughter*