"i can't sweat that, cuz i've loved a ho...~by i forget, awesome song tho" (Zan's love note to me)
Assertion: I suck at life. I should quit.
Clarification: I have failed everything I have tried to do recently.
Proof:
Peer support:
- I was not elected coordinator.
- No one listens to me when I try and organize the skits.
Basketball:
- I dread going to practice everyday and yet I still go.
- I very much want to continue this pain and worry next year by playing basketball.
- I’m and not very good at said activity.
- Coach sees less potential in me than in a freshman who is incapable of catching a ball or staying on her feet.
- I’m going to miss most of summer league.
- Coach will be very angry when she finds this out.
- They are importing a girl from New Jersey to replace me…except I was never important, so she will just demote me even further on the list of importance.
Jewish-ness:
- I lost PVP election to an annoying, incompetent sophomore.
- Zan didn’t vote for me.
- Now I officially have to be super Jew.
School:
- I lost all chance of an A in history by bombing my last test.
- I fail French.
- Kwitny doesn’t like me anymore and thinks that everything I say is stupid, whereas everything E. Lev. Says is brilliant.
- My sticker fell of my Bio notebook.
- I failed all my AP’s.
Relationships:
- I can’t even talk about it, I just fail.
- I have no friends, I hang out alone during frees.
Drinking:
- I am no good.
- I passed out by 9:30 last time I drank.
- I can’t keep my mouth shut.
Various:
- I missed the Inferno last night.
- The OC is finished this season.
- I ate the cafeteria crepes.
- I make my mom want to die.
- I wrote "PEE" on my lemonade bottle.