Wow I am NEVER doing that again!!
Ok, so the other night, my friends thought that it would be humorous to go out and buy some...what I like to call...."special Juice". Let me
tell you, It is not very special at all. You see, I don't really drink. In fact, i have never been so wasted in my entire life as i was on this one
disturbing night. I don't even really know what we had, but I remember Julie making me a couple glasses of this stuff with regular soda, and then I had a couple red bottles of something, and some clear stuff that tasted like medicine. Well we were in John's room for maybe and hour and a half and then I had to stumble back to my dormroom with Erin (That was a trip on its own). I almost got in a fight with people from down the hall, I told my RA to go to bed, and i tried throwing out my desk in the wastebasket outside. It was bad. I continued to call people and leave dumb drunk voicemails thinking they were someone else and i even told this girl Crystal (who I had a slight crush on in highschool), that I loved her....THEN John came back over to make sure i didnt get in trouble and i fall asleep eventually. However, he was sitting in my bed watching Roseanne and I guess he fell asleep to! So at like three oclock in the morning, my other roomate walks in, notices that the room is trashed, his bed is messed up, and there are two guys sleeping in the same bed next to him, FREAKS OUT! He goes and gets his buddies who proceed to scream at us. I was awaken in a drunken, diabetic stupor with loud, other drunk guys, threatening my life. It was bad. They were accusing me, John, and my other roomate Sean of being triple homosexuals. Poor John was defending us admitting the only Gay one in the room was him. They eventually left after we...meaning John, straightened out his bed. The next morning I had such a bad hangover. I went to my math class at 10, but couldnt make it all the way through. I left early to throw up. The price I had to pay i guess. Later that day, cherelle (who has a funny drunk story of her own) told Kulman what happened. All during lunch all Kulman kept doing was making alcohol references which made me want to hurl even more......Man I Love my Friends!!!
BUT NEVER AGAIN I TELL YOU.