piercings are a ghouls best friend
Whoo, awesome fucking day. Had to wake my ass up at 8:00am which is not exactly pleasant considering I went to bed at the lovely hour of four in the morning. After enduring the agonizingly annoying screams of little children at Dr.Bosonac’s office, I was off to the mall to get my piercing done. Being the complete and total chicken shit that I am, I had to walk around for a bit to keep myself from flipping out. I popped into H&M and of course ended up leaving with a polka dot skirt and new low-tops. Bah, fuck you…it was all for the calming process! Finally getting balls, I frolicked on over to Piercing Pagoda and gained three more holes in me in a matter of seconds. I really was flipping out for nothing, the girl was quite gentle. Out of all of them, the cartilage hurts the most by far. It made a big crunch when the pin shoot threw it. It was awesome; I thought my Ma was going to puke. I got silver barbells for them all, and I really do adore them. The only thing that fucking sucks is that I can’t have my head phones on for awhile (until my cartilage calms down) Bah…how am I suppose to induce my sexual fantasies without music?
It’s strange, for it seems my mother and I bonded over piercings. We went to dinner afterwards and I was going on about tattoos (ha when am I not?) and she made the down right shocking comment “I’m taking you for you 18th birthday. Just nothing too huge like your brother’s alright?” HDYBDHYEHUIREYRIEGEY!!??!?!? Did my mother just approve of tattoos on me? Surely you jest!
Any way dudes, my brother’s been in Florida since last Friday. It amused me beyond belief when the first thing out of his mouth on the phone was “I caught a lizard!” Mr. Too cool for school Hotrod man is about in Florida chasing lizards, playing golf, and having way too much fun is Disney land? Oh this time you surely must be jesting! …is jesting even a word? Hm. It is now.
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It’s strange, for it seems my mother and I bonded over piercings. We went to dinner afterwards and I was going on about tattoos (ha when am I not?) and she made the down right shocking comment “I’m taking you for you 18th birthday. Just nothing too huge like your brother’s alright?” HDYBDHYEHUIREYRIEGEY!!??!?!? Did my mother just approve of tattoos on me? Surely you jest!
Any way dudes, my brother’s been in Florida since last Friday. It amused me beyond belief when the first thing out of his mouth on the phone was “I caught a lizard!” Mr. Too cool for school Hotrod man is about in Florida chasing lizards, playing golf, and having way too much fun is Disney land? Oh this time you surely must be jesting! …is jesting even a word? Hm. It is now.
♥