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.... holy crap.... wow!!!!
The night of daniel and lea started out by me (lea)charging into
daniels house at high speed to go to the bathroom only to hear
daniel outside from the bathroom saying "i can hear you peeing".
after that, daniel came up with the brilliant idea to pop in aQua
into his computer and we 'glowsticked' (gino styyle). like 6
minutes later daniel got a call from his dad sying to go downstairs
to contain the pet rabbit that had escaped and was running rampid in
the house. they got into a huge fight nonetheless and all while this
is happening... i was still upstairs with his sister and i kept
feeling like when i stepped on my left foot taht something felt
wrong. so i took off my sock to see that my entire left side of my
foot was compeletly white. i tried rejuvinating my foot but nothing
worked so his sister and i came downstairs to hear the rampage of
daniel and his dad and me limping around bare foot with his sister
calling out "i think lea has frosbite!!"... oy vey!lol... after the
rabbit had been caught, my foot turned black. that was quite the
experiencE! afterwards, we discussed how only that sort of thing
would happen when were together. daniel then sucked up to his father
and we got a ride over to licks (richmond hill)
so much happend but we guess the juste of it is that we harrassed
the guy at the front counter and wanted to call him joel even though
his name was mark. we called an abundant amout of people and the
ones we couldnt get a hold of we left the most retarded messages on
their machines.. (nancy) lol.
joel gave us a discount on our icecream because i flashed him the
goods;) *wink* *wink*(COMPELETEJOKES) but he really did give us a
discount for God knows wat reason. he he he
10 minutes later, we decided to order more food and helium balloons
becuase there were none to take from around the restaurant. :D joel
blew me good...balloons that is (MIND IN GUTTER).. and we wrote
secret messages on them concerning certain people that shall not be
named because they will never know!!!(muuhaha) we inhaled the
balloons and changed daniel's outgoing message on his cellular phone
to him sound like a munchkin clown. yyaaayyy! ( can hear my laugh in
the backround);)
i still hadnt eaten dinner that wole time because we kept ordering
little nit-bits of food and eating too many gumballs and as you
would know.. that isnot filling. so insted, when daniels mom came to
pick us up.. we went across the street to wendys and i ordered a
tantalising "grilled" chicken thing...hold the grill, or any other
possible means of cooking. as i was on my second chicken finger,
something struck me as odd about that chicken...it was chewier,and stretchier and discusting-er than usual... it was dark so i couldnt know wat was going on .. but then we passed a light taht shown for asplit second into the backseat and i saw something shining right back at me. closer inspection revealed taht it was compeltly raw except for the bits of breading (sogy shit) that coated it..... yum yum yum.. -daniel. OMG ITS IN MY STOMACH RIGHT NOW. - lea. we all started laughing. daniel was making impressions of southern people becuase.. well we forget now but his mom called poison control and then we headed back to the wendy's and daniel's mom went in and complained. the manager gave us a refund (and damn well should have!!) and gave us a coupon for the same breaded chiken strips that were like full of samanela that we ' oh so' want to use. they also had to fill out a health report on me and how they forget to cook the food before giving it to us and send it to the board of 'fast food' or whatever that would be! if i get sick within the next 48 hours i have to call them too.. he he he
....becuase this was all so funny and discsuting ( i was seriously going to cry), it brought up memories of me attempting to eat a mothball when iwas little. ...as a result mom called poison control and apperantlly my brother did the exact same thing only ten years previous to me! what can i say?!.... great minds think alike ;)... (cough) lol - daniel
by: daniel and lea.
The night of daniel and lea started out by me (lea)charging into
daniels house at high speed to go to the bathroom only to hear
daniel outside from the bathroom saying "i can hear you peeing".
after that, daniel came up with the brilliant idea to pop in aQua
into his computer and we 'glowsticked' (gino styyle). like 6
minutes later daniel got a call from his dad sying to go downstairs
to contain the pet rabbit that had escaped and was running rampid in
the house. they got into a huge fight nonetheless and all while this
is happening... i was still upstairs with his sister and i kept
feeling like when i stepped on my left foot taht something felt
wrong. so i took off my sock to see that my entire left side of my
foot was compeletly white. i tried rejuvinating my foot but nothing
worked so his sister and i came downstairs to hear the rampage of
daniel and his dad and me limping around bare foot with his sister
calling out "i think lea has frosbite!!"... oy vey!lol... after the
rabbit had been caught, my foot turned black. that was quite the
experiencE! afterwards, we discussed how only that sort of thing
would happen when were together. daniel then sucked up to his father
and we got a ride over to licks (richmond hill)
so much happend but we guess the juste of it is that we harrassed
the guy at the front counter and wanted to call him joel even though
his name was mark. we called an abundant amout of people and the
ones we couldnt get a hold of we left the most retarded messages on
their machines.. (nancy) lol.
joel gave us a discount on our icecream because i flashed him the
goods;) *wink* *wink*(COMPELETEJOKES) but he really did give us a
discount for God knows wat reason. he he he
10 minutes later, we decided to order more food and helium balloons
becuase there were none to take from around the restaurant. :D joel
blew me good...balloons that is (MIND IN GUTTER).. and we wrote
secret messages on them concerning certain people that shall not be
named because they will never know!!!(muuhaha) we inhaled the
balloons and changed daniel's outgoing message on his cellular phone
to him sound like a munchkin clown. yyaaayyy! ( can hear my laugh in
the backround);)
i still hadnt eaten dinner that wole time because we kept ordering
little nit-bits of food and eating too many gumballs and as you
would know.. that isnot filling. so insted, when daniels mom came to
pick us up.. we went across the street to wendys and i ordered a
tantalising "grilled" chicken thing...hold the grill, or any other
possible means of cooking. as i was on my second chicken finger,
something struck me as odd about that chicken...it was chewier,and stretchier and discusting-er than usual... it was dark so i couldnt know wat was going on .. but then we passed a light taht shown for asplit second into the backseat and i saw something shining right back at me. closer inspection revealed taht it was compeltly raw except for the bits of breading (sogy shit) that coated it..... yum yum yum.. -daniel. OMG ITS IN MY STOMACH RIGHT NOW. - lea. we all started laughing. daniel was making impressions of southern people becuase.. well we forget now but his mom called poison control and then we headed back to the wendy's and daniel's mom went in and complained. the manager gave us a refund (and damn well should have!!) and gave us a coupon for the same breaded chiken strips that were like full of samanela that we ' oh so' want to use. they also had to fill out a health report on me and how they forget to cook the food before giving it to us and send it to the board of 'fast food' or whatever that would be! if i get sick within the next 48 hours i have to call them too.. he he he
....becuase this was all so funny and discsuting ( i was seriously going to cry), it brought up memories of me attempting to eat a mothball when iwas little. ...as a result mom called poison control and apperantlly my brother did the exact same thing only ten years previous to me! what can i say?!.... great minds think alike ;)... (cough) lol - daniel
by: daniel and lea.