Newsflash: Roy Keane kneecaps entire squad!
I have a new list of things not to do on a matchday because they bring bad luck and shit football!
In other news, I had a fantastic time at Wii Further North/Wii Norther/Wii Norfer with Karen and Max. There was good curry and much laughter! Bouncy bouncy, Max!
:D
- Go straight to the match from Karen's house.
- In fact, go straight to the match from any Newcastle supporter's house.
- Eat Opal Fruits. They are not the good luck charms they were in days gone by.
- Drink Irn Bru at half time.
- Eat cheese sandwiches.
- Go in the same turnstile as Dad.
- Let Andy arrive at half time.
- Forget to take my Keano badge.
- Take my laptop to the pub.
- Buy a programme from the programme seller underneath St Peters Metro station.
In other news, I had a fantastic time at Wii Further North/Wii Norther/Wii Norfer with Karen and Max. There was good curry and much laughter! Bouncy bouncy, Max!
:D