Sarah and the Whammi, dude. It's the fucking weirdest programme I've ever seen. That's what I get for having the TV on this time of morning. I don't know, I guess I was just expecting Countdown or something... not this!
Anyway! Cake!
Remember the joy of last year?
And the year before last?
Some background for people not part of The Brain - my surname is Toaduff. I get a few nicknames, the most common, though, is Toad. Then I started playing Mario Kart, and discovered there's a character CALLED Toad. So now I always race as Toad, and kick everybody's asses, too. (Hehehe!)
Then
fallen_wiccan and
scourgeoe bought me a little mini Toad as an early birthday present and gave it to me in Blackpool. Which led to this....
And now for the script! (Click for bigger)