as if i didnt have enough nicknames

Jul 05, 2004 15:19

so yeah by now everybody knows i started sumo wrestling and by now everybodys had a good laugh........
i was at sumo training yesterday and everybody was there, all the wrestlers i mean. tall short skinny normal fat huge .....name a body type and it was there.
so we started the workout and it was extremely hard but for some reason i enjoy it. so after like an hour and a half of intense workout we had an hour or so of actual sumo wrestling.......then the head dude told me n some other chick to go up....but since im new at this he looks at her and hes like go easy on her...so we get into the circle thing, we do the ritual before the fight, we get down into that famous crouched position and im staring at her because thats what ur supposed to do, then she look back at me but suddenly she looks very very hateful. so im like great she gonna fly into me and im gonna die, but i dont give in. (in sumo the stare before the fight is determines whos gonna win pretty much). so yeah the referri yells and we go at it, and im actually not doin so bad then she does this thing and like pulls me to the side and i almost fall but i didnt fall (u fall u loose), so i contiue pushing her but she sarcastically stands up straight and with this atttitude like it was too easy goes its over sweety, so i stand up straight and im getting ready to get out and everybody (refferi and the boss dude + everybody else) looks at us and there like what are you guys doing, and shes like she lost and there all like no she didnt so she gets pissed and we get into strating position, this time she stares at me like she hates me even more (ive never said a word to this chick in my life so i dunno what shes bein such a bitch for)so the dude yells again but this time she flies into hitting the hardest part of her bid head into my temple (the side of my head that isnt as hard as the rest of my skull)so it hurt like a bitch and i almost got knocked out, but i didnt i just got dizzy (normally shes not aloud to do that but nobody saw so...)so naturally i lost considering the fact that i could hold my self up because everything was blurry...she pushed me out and thats how i lost, but the sumo circle is on top of this concrete platform and right behind it is a concrete wall so she pushed me out of the sumo circle towards the wall, and to avoid flying into it im like ok ok, as if to say u already won stop pushing, but the idiot didnt stop so if she was gonna push me into the wall i was bringing her ass with me so i held on to her sumo diaper thong thingy and we both flew intop the wall. and then i was tottally pissed, my head hurt for the rest of the day but thats bitch better just wait i gonna get good and strong and im gonna smush her ass.
anywayz...everybody there is really nice except for that girl...so at the end of training everbody comes together and holds hands in the sumo circle and after we did the closing ritual thingy the boss dude introduced all the newbies (me and some other ppl) he brought each person into the center of the circle one by one and introduced them by there name and of course their nickname (because names are barely used in academies) and when it came to my turn the boss dude hadnt called me anything except natasha so i didnt have a nick name so he raised my arm up and said this here is natasha the lollipop that came from afar to leave all the boys drooling (naturally i laughed my ass of and started blushing)but now innevitably i have a new nickname...everybody there call me lollipop....
so lets see, natasha, tasha, tati, tatchi, tata, texas, texaco, pepper, strawberry, and now lol lollipop....as if i didnt have enough to begin with......

my vacation is way fun i wish u all were here ude have a good laugh.........
muah
~Strawberry~
Previous post Next post
Up