Another funny

Apr 29, 2005 18:27

Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
Tedward> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
Tedward> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
Tedward> now he goes to his third ho.
Tedward> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
Tedward> next he visits the fourth ho.
Tedward> he asks her for his $250.

Thy_Dungeonman> hold on, wait a sec

Tedward> what?

Thy_Dungeonman> you said three ho's, not four. idioth.

*Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman

Tedward> Don't correct me, bitch.
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