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The Basics:
First person you ever kissed? this kid chris in like.. fourth grade. total makeout? that was in like.. seventh with this kid kyle.
First person you had sex with? he wouldn't appreciate his name being told.
At what age did you lose your virginity? fifteen.
Number of sexual partners you've had (including just oral)? INCLUDING oral ? ew, i don't give head. but number of people i've had sex with? five.
Longest relationship you've ever been in? i guess if it were a relationship then six months.
Every hooked up with someone you just met? haha yeah.
With someone whose name you didn't know? no.
Ever kissed a person of the same sex? yeah.
Ever had sex with a person of the same sex? yeah. it's a bad fucking story.
A Little Dirtier:
Ever have a threesome? kind of.
A foursome? no.
A moresome? no.
Ever done roleplay? haha. no.
Ever done bondage? negative.
Ever done S&M? ew, no.
Watersports? NOPE.
Sex toys (with or without your partner)? i've got one..?
Have you ever watched porn alone? duh.
Ever watched porn with a member of the opposite sex? yeah. what andrea said. never ends well.
With a member of the same sex? of course.
With a group of people? yeah. i'm apparently a band fucking slut, so what do you think. by the way, fuck whoever says i'm a band slut. i just get along with people, i don't fucking sleep with them.
Ever play strip poker? haha. yeah. the same night i did a chick.
Been involved in a strip tease (someone stripped for you or you for them)? totally had someone strip for me. i think i gave alasha a lap dance once. i don't know if i actually did or i was dreaming it, though.
Watched someone else masturbate in front of you? how creepy. no.
Masturbated in front of someone else? yeah, no.
Used food in sexual activity? i mean. i like eating, but like.. that's the fattest thing to do.
Paid for sexual activity? haha. no.
Been paid for sexual activity? ew, no.
A Lot Dirtier:
What is the kinikiest sex thing you've ever done? i... don't think i'm really that kinky, i'm really boring actually.
What is the kinkiest fantasy you have that you haven't done yet? i'm totally not kinky.
Where is the weirdest place you've ever done anything sexual? in a bathroom in a bar, IN A DOCTOR'S OFFICE ON ONE OF THE BEDS IN ONE OF THE ROOMS! IT WAS AWESOME.. that actually just happened recently, uh. hahaha, in paul's car, with alasha in the back seat singing new found glory. hahahah.
Did you ever get someone drunk or drugged up in order to get sex? no, but i like drunken sex.
Ever rape anyone? uh. nah.
Ever masturbate more than 4 times in one day? hahah. fuck yeah.
Ever hook up with more than one person in one day (at different times)? no.
Ever have sex when the girl was on her period? hahah. man. i don't even want to go there.
Ever done anything involving anal penetration? Give or receive? no. gross.
Ever take dirty photos of yourself or your lover? well, i mean. we took pictures of ourselves while we were doing it. they didn't turn out good at all.
Ever videotape sexual activities? no, but that'd be awesome.
Ever hit on your teacher or boss? no. i had a crush on a teacher once. he was so fucking hot.
Ever have sex with your teacher or boss? nope.
Ever been involved in getting a facial? haha. yeah, no.
The Outer Limits:
What are the three kinkiest things you would EVER do? like, how many times do i have to write that i'm not kinky.
What are the three kinkiest things you would NEVER do? a lot of them.
Would you ever hook up with anyone you met online? haha. i think i kind of did once. well, but like, we already knew OF each other, & then like.. starting talking online. & hung out & stuff happened. oh wait. yeah, & then there was this guy davey in florida. he was really fucking kick ass, i miss him sometimes.
How old is the oldest person you ever had sex with and how old were you? i don't really want to talk about it.
How young is the youngest person you've ever had sex with & how old were you? 18, i guess. & i was like fifteen. i don't really dig guys my age.
Would you ever sleep with a boss/ teacher to get a good grade/promotion? i'd hope they weren't a total lame ass & they were a total hottie.
What are your secret turn ons? breathing real soft in like.. my ear. & dry humping. & just being real like.. soft & sort of like.. teasing? ew, i hate that word. but i guess it's the only one i could think of.
Some More Details:
Explain your first sexual encounter: well. it was by the pool in my old apartments in his car.
Explain your last sexual encounter: last night on the couch.
Explain the sexual thing you're most embarassed of: doing it on the rag.
Explain why you took this survey: so bored. paul's at work, & i finished cleaning.