I'M JUST HAPPY RIGHT NOW :D
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT MOVIE?! I WANT TO KNOW IF THEY READ THE BOOK?
FIRST AT ALL I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO SEE THAT SHIT, BUT MY FRIENDS INSIST UNTIL I GAVE UP AND ACCEPTED TO GO WITH THEM! SO I WENT TO SEE HP6 IN THE 00:01 SESSION AND WTFH?
-> WHERE IS NARCISA, BELATRIX AND SNAPE IN THE BEGINNING? WHY THEY STARTED WITH HARRY HIT ON A ANONYMOUS GIRL IN A TRAIN STATION AND AFTER THAT DUMBLEDORE APPEARANCE?
-> I DIDN'T LIKE HOW NARCISA LOOKED LIKE!
-> WTH WAS HARRY LOOKING AT GINNY LIKE A SICK PUPPY IN LOVE?
-> WTH WAS HERMIONE BEING OBVIOUS WITH RONY? SCREAM ABOUT HER FEELINGS FOR HIM AND HAVING A DISCUSSION WITH HARRY ABOUT HOW MISERABLE RON DID HER???? WTFH??? I MEAN JK DID A SHIT JOB WITH PAIRINGS, I KNOW THAT AND EVERYONE KNOW THAT BUT WARNER DID EVERYTHING LOOK WORSE!
-> DID I SAY ABOUT HOW HERMIONE WASN'T HERMIONE? I KNEW JK DIDN'T THE REAL CHARACTERIZATION OF HERMIONE ON HBP, I MEAN HERMIONE WASN'T HER ON HBP THAT JK WROTE, BUT WARNER DID WORSE! SHE CREATE A NEW CHARACTER AND PUT HERMIONE'S NAME ON HER BECAUSE EVEN IN JK BOOKS HERMIONE NEVER WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE EVERY SCENE OF HER IN THIS MOVIE! WHERE IS MY HERMIONE? SOMEBODY TELL ME PLEASE! OH YEAH, THAY HAD TO DO A NEW CHARACTER TO DO R/H BELIEVABLE!
-> THE HERMIONE ROLE ON HARRY'S LIFE IN HBP BOOK WAS INVADED FOR GINNY! THEY CREATE FUNCTION FOR GINNY THAT EVEN JK DIDN'T AND THE SCENES BETWEEN HARRY AND HERMIONE THEY PUT HARRY AND GINNY! HAUHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAU I MEAN HELL YES! THIS JUST PROVE HOW HARRY/GINNY IS JUST AMOUNT OF PURE SHIT! THE PRODUCERS HAD TO DO SCENES AND CUT ANOTHERS SCENES BETWEEN HARRY AND HERMIONE TO MAKE HARRY AND GINNY BELIEVABLE! HAUAHAUAHUAAHUAHAU THEY'RE THE WORST COUPLE EVER! I MEAN THEY COULD JUST CUT HARRY AWAY AND PUT GINNY WEASLEY AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE BECAUSE THAT BITCH WAS EVERYWHERE WHAT EVEN HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!
-> WTH WAS THOSE SEXUAL JOKES? YOU'D SEE SEX EVERYWHERE! THAT WAS REALLY CREEPY! THE MOVIE WAS JUST ABOUT MAKING OUT, BECAUSE THE REALLY IMPORTANT SCENES WEREN'T THERE!
-> WTH WAS DUMBLEDORE DEATH? HE FELL OF THE TOWER AFTER SNAPE USE AVADA KEDAVRA! THE TOWER, PEOPLE!
-> WHERE IS MY FAVORITE SCENE EVER? WHY HARRY DIDN'T FALL ON HIS KNEES AND HOLD DRACO'S BODY WHILE MYRTLE CALLED SNAPE??? WHY THEY DIDN'T DO THAT SCENE! I PAID TO SEE THAT SCENE AND EVEN THAT THEY DIDN'T DO RIGHT!
RESUME: THE GOOD AND IMPORTANT THINGS WERE CUT OUT OF THE MOVIE, THEY MADE A NEW CHARACTER CALLED HERMIONE AND HERMIONE'S ROLE IN HARRY'S LIFE WAS INVADED FOR GINNY! LAVENDER WAS ANNOYING AND I LIKED HER IN BOOK (WITHOUT THE CREEPY UON UON)!
BUT I HAVE GOOD NEWS! THERE ARE THINGS GOOD:
-> SNAPE IS AWESOME!
-> DRACO IS AWESOME
-> BELATRIX IS DOUBLE AWESOME
-> NARCISA IS AWESOME EVEN IF SHE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE I WANTED!
-> THE VISUAL EFFECTS ARE AWESOME!
-There is more thing to bitch but I won't to make a big post talking about that fucking shit! It's just unworthy of my words! Hell, Harry Potter isn't worth of my attention since 2006!
YOU SUCK JK, BUT WARNER SUCKS MORE! DON'T WORRY THE MOVIE IS JUST PATHETIC AND MEDIOCRE LIKE THE AUTHOR! THEY HAVE THE SAME LEVEL RIGHT NOW!
I WAS GLAD TO BE H/H WHEN H/G AND R/H BECOME CANON IN THE BOOKS! NOW I'M FUCKING HAPPY! I WOULD BE ASHAMED TO HAVE A BAD CANON AND WORSE SHIPPER!I MEAN I LAUGHED THE ENTIRE MOVIE BECAUSE IT WAS JUST WRONG AND REALLY BAD PLOT AND MOVIE AND EVERYTHING!
MY FANON IS BETTER THAN YOUR CANON BITCHES! I WIN SO MUCH!
AND SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH, MY BAD GRAMMAR AND JUST DON'T BE SORRY ABOUT MY AWESOME TASTE!