12. the wolf washes his hands of this.
Well. At least there's no magic.
[...]
Right?
I mean, shit. Say what you like about practical jokes + their redundancy and/or entertainment value -- at least they aren't half the bitch and trouble of magical shenanigans. Not giving ideas here, or anything. Probably have your head on a stake if you tried.
[Later:]
Left the Pen to go to my other office. But kinda forgot that non-tales indulge in this goddamn holiday just as well as anyone else. Turns out all of my office furniture's been moved into the elevator. Jesus christ.
Think I'll just sit here for a while.
[...]
Right?
I mean, shit. Say what you like about practical jokes + their redundancy and/or entertainment value -- at least they aren't half the bitch and trouble of magical shenanigans. Not giving ideas here, or anything. Probably have your head on a stake if you tried.
[Later:]
Left the Pen to go to my other office. But kinda forgot that non-tales indulge in this goddamn holiday just as well as anyone else. Turns out all of my office furniture's been moved into the elevator. Jesus christ.
Think I'll just sit here for a while.