10. the wolf is amused, against his better judgement.
[After Murdock's post.]
Huh. Did Murdock finally succeed in his quest to turn the compendiums into a speed dating service while I wasn't looking? One manly piece of stud meat? Smokin' hot like a pop tart? The look? Jesus, you guys. Perry, man, think we've gotta look out for sudden women being thrown in our direction. Like curveballs with curves. Not like that's anything new, but still. Shit.
[...]
Help, help, I'm being objectified.
Huh. Did Murdock finally succeed in his quest to turn the compendiums into a speed dating service while I wasn't looking? One manly piece of stud meat? Smokin' hot like a pop tart? The look? Jesus, you guys. Perry, man, think we've gotta look out for sudden women being thrown in our direction. Like curveballs with curves. Not like that's anything new, but still. Shit.
[...]
Help, help, I'm being objectified.