eau de whore

[naturescandy]

i got the new Paris Hilton perfume. It smells surprisingly non-skanky. actually it smells exactly like Ralph by Ralph Lauren. i think Paris Hilton just stole Ralph and put her name on it. anywhoo Paris Hilton smells good. I have a cold. The irish guy in Charlie's Angels Full Throttle is hot. Im going to the beach in a little bit.

HEY HEY WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY WE CAN LEARN TO WORK AND PLAY AND GET ALONG WITH EACHOTHER DOODODODODODODOO