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my mustache is driving me crazy! its all uneven and I keep pulling longer hairs out. I think I want to shave my face and butt-crack........ chin. cuz I have a butt-crack chin. weird. anyways I got this really werid Idea to make a nice salad in the crack of a sidewalk- with all the trimmings and all- cheese, dressing, baconbits, croutons, and cherry tomatoes. I really just would like to be walking along and to see that in a crack/ dip in the sidewalk where roots have broken it all up or somthing. man wouldn't it be rad if I got cought by an old person while I was making it! they always have stupedouly akward questions when they catch you doing something stupid like that! I guess if that happened I would hand them a fork and run. hells yes!