Writer's Block: The Only True Question:
Well, this is kinda hard to answer. Both are equally awesome in different ways.
PIRATES:
* Live on the sea
* Have beards
* Hunt for treasure
* Travel the World
Ninjas:
*Wear Black
*Are Super cool Spies
*Know martial arts
*Are usually in a sentance with Jackie Chan and/or Jet Li
Well, considering these points, I choose Vampires! I'm sorry, but they travel, can wear whatever they want, hunt (alhough not for treasure), and have mad fighting skills. :] Hells ya!