Sometimes I feel the need to jot these things down...
Every now and then a revelation or analogous situation will burrow its way through the broken synapses and dead cells within my brain and make its way to the forefront for you at home to witness firsthand.
Now, most of them do not have the distinction of making it to the internets due to the censors that also reside in my brain. The censors restrain these thoughts so that they do not escape and eventually ruin my reputation as a sane person. But every now and then, they slip through their scaly fingers. And I will now place before you something that will totally ruin your day and or make it oh so much....brighter. I am pretty sure it is the former, but here goes.
The number 2
and the word Afterbirth.
Think about it. Actually, I want you to grab a magazine, some Glade spray...then think about it.
I am an idiot.
You people should really re-consider your lives after reading the ridiculosity of my bloggings.
Now, most of them do not have the distinction of making it to the internets due to the censors that also reside in my brain. The censors restrain these thoughts so that they do not escape and eventually ruin my reputation as a sane person. But every now and then, they slip through their scaly fingers. And I will now place before you something that will totally ruin your day and or make it oh so much....brighter. I am pretty sure it is the former, but here goes.
The number 2
and the word Afterbirth.
Think about it. Actually, I want you to grab a magazine, some Glade spray...then think about it.
I am an idiot.
You people should really re-consider your lives after reading the ridiculosity of my bloggings.