THE UNIVERSE IS ENDING
It's bad enough that D.C. is poised for Snowmageddon, with a forecast of 16 to 26 inches accumulation that's threatening to break an 1899 record for the city. OPM threatening government closure tomorrow, grocery stores mobbed, office workers wandering dazed in the streets...
But no, no my friends, this is not the harbinger of the End Times. There is a greater horror, which surely must bring the wrath of the Almighty upon us. A horror worse even than gay marriage!
Hark! Hark! The thundering of hooves! The riders of the apocalypse come, and I have seen their fearful countenance.
Behold!
Giant Squid x Hogwarts fanfiction.
Are your eyes bleeding? Let me say that again in case they are not.
GIANT SQUID X HOGWARTS FANFICTION.
Fanfiction. About a giant squid. Fucking a magical building.
O, internets, WHAT HATH YE WROUGHT?!
But no, no my friends, this is not the harbinger of the End Times. There is a greater horror, which surely must bring the wrath of the Almighty upon us. A horror worse even than gay marriage!
Hark! Hark! The thundering of hooves! The riders of the apocalypse come, and I have seen their fearful countenance.
Behold!
Giant Squid x Hogwarts fanfiction.
Are your eyes bleeding? Let me say that again in case they are not.
GIANT SQUID X HOGWARTS FANFICTION.
Fanfiction. About a giant squid. Fucking a magical building.
O, internets, WHAT HATH YE WROUGHT?!