http://ostateballaz.com/!
Official mp3 for download (extended post-PAC-10-championship version, I think), plus a rudimentary video (really just a slideshow that it looks like someone threw together in about an hour), and the official lyrics.
O State Ballaz
Lyrics by Mitch Canham, Young Slim (aka Kenneth Gallagher), Pain (aka Ryan MacBriar)
Produced by Unknown Territory Records
Performed by Young Slim, Mitch Canham, Pain, and Mo-X
O State Ballaz, yes we balling
O State Ballaz, yes we balling
O State, O State, Ballaz
O State, O State, Ballaz
Hold up! Let me strap on my Nike cleats
Cause the next man coming is at 90 feet
Steady Omaha bound from the top of the PAC-10
Stepping in the box, tugging on my black brim
And if you’re thinking that your team can challenge
The road to the World Series runs through Corvallis
And don’t be mad, ‘cause they got your team shook
Just ask USC how that ring looks
And that cannon on Canham got ‘em sweating
Ain’t nobody sending, everybody second guessin’
It’s a weapon just like when I’m spittin’ gas
Y’all swingin’ and missing when Ed throw the fast ball
And Nickerson got ‘em giving in.
They ain't even ready for the third strike, it goes right by
So bring Gundy in to close out,
Cause everybody’s gonna know about: Who?
O State Ballaz, yes we balling
O State Ballaz, yes we balling
O State, O State, Ballaz
O State, O State, Ballaz
Hitting all the jacks-ain’t no time to relax
O State Ballaz game never lax
Melt ladies’ hearts like a flame to the wax
We step to the plate and we taking our hacks
So far ahead all you see is our backs
Throwing facts, busting tracks ain’t no tax wearing slacks
Tearing up players with mad skilled attacks
Ballza title bound and we’re counting the stacks
We be the ones rippin’ tearin’ at your little chests
We forever teasin', teachin’, taming the contest
Rippin’ from the ‘858’ to the ‘425’
Busting our Beaver tails while you takin’ a dive
Got Case, Spence and Lees leading the way
Bombs getting dropped with no delay.
Leave the field in a hurry, that’s our forte.
400 to the fence. Fast booms. All day.
O State Ballaz, yes we balling
O State Ballaz, yes we balling
O State, O State, Ballaz
O State, O State, Ballaz
It’s an O State ballaz type thing.
My homey Mitchy Slick
Behind the plate catching rings
You a fool if you think you gonna give him the one,
Bat cocked back, vision locked, ready to run.
And I know that it might seem a little bit strange
But it ain’t petty, homey, it’s a serious game.
Passion glowing like a light from a flickerin’ flame
Ain’t nothing sicker than seeing a three run shot,
Breaking the pain and heartache of seeing your team lose,
But this is O State, you know how we do. Yeah.
And this is for the fans
Cheering for the home team
Knowing they da’ man
The Beavers in demand
you can see it in the stands
When they get up out their seats
And they throwin’ up their hands.
It’s all official cause the missile is gone,
Mitchy Slick rounding third after dropping the bomb.
O State Ballaz, yes we balling
O State,O State, Ballaz
O State, O State, Ballaz
O State Ballaz, yes we balling
O State, O State, Ballaz
O State, O State, Ballaz
Arizona! This is how the ring look.
ASU! This is how the ring look.
California! This is how the ring look.
UCLA! This is how the ring look.
USC! This is how the ring look.
U-Dub! This is how the ring look.
Wazzu! This is how the ring look.
Stanford! This is how the ring look.
And Texas you ‘bout to get your ring took.
©Mitch Canham, Ryan MacBriar, Joseph Ohman 2006
Got my car washed, oil changed, and cleaned out for the trip next weekend. Still want to vaccuum it out because it's gross, but I have to do that in dad's driveway because I don't have outdoor power at my apartment. I even washed the inside of all the windows. It smells all nice and clean. Cute boy at Oil Can Henry's changed my oil. :) (No, not like THAT, perverts. My car's oil.)
I could go for a massive Chai Frappuccino right now. Got nothin' cold to drink in my fridge except milk and uh, no. Not exactly 85-degree weather beverage. Maybe I'll run to Safeway and get some Diet Coke and hit the Starbucks before really getting started cleaning.
No, I'll get started cleaning and reward myself for making progress by going to Starbucks. *nods* Yes, much better plan.