Dis happen yestedey...

[natty_dreds_mon]

So I go to de convenience store and let me just tell you dis, dey got EVERYTING der mon. So I grab some tortillas and bacon bits and a frozen pizza and an oscilloscope cuz you neva know mon. So I go to put de pizza in de oven, and I'm tinkin it be betta if I combine all de ingredients togethe. So I put de pizza on a cookin sheet and den I put a couple tortillas on it den I put de bacon bits on it den I put more tortillas on it den I topped it off wit de bacon. And everyting was good.

So I put my culinary mastapiece in de oven and went to look at porn watch tv. So a couple minutes later mon, de whole house starts to stinkin like nuttin you'd wanna smoke. So I go in to see what de problem is, and wouldya believe mon, de cookin sheet was plastic! It be all meltin tru de oven rack and shit!

So I turn off de oven an go outside, wait for de fumes to dissipate, dem fumes is fatal mon. But I felt like der was sometin I was forgettin. So I go back in and.. yah mon I ate de food. Just had to screpe de plastic off a bit. It was only den I remembered what I been forgettin.

Enos and Sammy, yah my homeys from de hoosegow? Dey was in de house de whole time.

So to meke a long story longer mon, I now have a van what sez "Enos & Sammy's Tree Removal Service".

I'm tinkin Rikkai road trip.