Chapter 66.

[natty_boy]

Prom, eh?

Oh, very well.

I suppose I do deserve a bit of a reward for passing all my examinations, but honestly, as if that was even a problem to begin with. They were ridiculously easy. I cannot help the fact that I am a prodigy.

I... haven't managed to ask anyone in particular as of this moment, regarding my - erm, escort. However...

Comments

[glock30]

Nice suit.

[natty_boy]

Why, thank you. I like to think so, too.

[glock30]

If they offered a course for understanding sarcasm, I'd insist that you be the first to sign up.

[natty_boy]

I am quite familiar with sarcasm, thank you. I utilise it often enough; in this case, I simply chose to ignore it. I am not so dense as to be oblivious to the blatant dryness to your tone.

[glock30]

God, who shoved that stick up your ass?

[natty_boy]

Contrary to popular belief, I do not have a stick up my rectum. Can I help being more well-versed in spoken words than most?

[glock30]

That's disgusting.

[natty_boy]

I am well aware of that.

[glock30]

Then why say it? If you were trying to be funny it didn't work.

[natty_boy]

Can't I be blunt in my own way? After all, arse is to rectum as fuck is to sex.

[glock30]

Now you're just being too blunt. Sex is something I never want to hear come out of your mouth.

[natty_boy]

Oh, dear. I don't have to lecture you on the mechanics of intercourse, do I? Because in most cases, it doesn't come out of your mouth...

[glock30]

Says who?

[natty_boy]

It does depend on how one views it, doesn't it?

[glock30]

I wouldn't expect you to know anything about it.

[natty_boy]

Did you want me to disclose information regarding my sex life?