i feel like writting a story
The adventures of Hugh G. Rection
One fine day in the lovely town of Spread Eagle, Wisconson, a man by the name of Hugh G. Rection decided to go for a drive. He told his wife Carolyn he was going out the get cat food and left the house. Hugh G. Rection sat in his dodge caravan and put his stick in gear. He drove out of his neighboorhood and onto the open road. After about a mile of driving he decided to listen to some music. He searched threw his cd collection and came across his two favorite bands, mary tyler morphine and ancient chinese penis. He put Mary tyler morphine in and played the first track. He started singing along to the song. He was so distracted from the chill beat that he didnt notice the big pussy cat that had just walked into the street. Quckly he tried to swirve out of the way but it was too late, he had run the cat over. He felt terrible. He shut the car off and walked out onto the street to mourn the recently deceased. When he got out of the car he noticed the extreme weather change and how it started to poor excessivly. Suddenly the cats corpse started changing colors and levitating. It rose about 6 ft. Then suddenly its eyeslids awakend and glowed bright yellow. Slowly the mouth creeked open and everything fell silent. After everlasting seconds of silence, a series of words left the corpses mouth. The voice was magnificent, a mixture of sweedish and natalie donohue. He thought to himelf "could it be?". The corpse spoke in a strong tone "who's your teacher, who's your teacher, who's your teacher?" Hugh replied "It is! It is you! Your Maja Ivarsson!" The corpse nodded slowly and remained silent. Suddenly Hugh felt stupid he had just realized he was talking to a cat, i mean who does that?? But then he remembered his wife Carolyn had done it all the time and felt better. Hugh sofly asked "why are you speaking threw a dead cat??" The corpse responded "I've been trying to reach you for days, but this was the only way to accually communicate with you" "why have you been trying to reach me?" Hugh asked. "Well i have something very important to tell you...Hugh your going to die in an hour" Hugh thought for a second, then finally asked "wtf, why would you know a thing like that?" Maja replied "do you remember that day in the 7 eleven and you saw me there buying a few packs of ciggarettes?" Hugh nodded. "And then you used the bathroom?" Hugh nodded. "...I was there" Hugh nodded and then quickly shoke his head in confusment "wait you took a sample of my urin??" "well...yes and then i tested it in my secret lab" Hugh just stared blankly. The corpse waited for a response but got none. "I'm sorry Hugh" the corpse replied. Then slowly the voice faded into the dark clouds and the corpse fell back to the road. The dark clouds cleared up and the sun shone above him. Hugh scratched his head and decided to try and forget about all that just happened. He picked up the dead cat and moved it to the side of the road. Then he got back in his car and continued driving down the street. He turned his cd back on but instead of it being Mary tyler morphine it was The sounds, Reggie. He covered his ears and squealed at the pain of her voice. "Why is she singing so terribly??" The song started to skip. Hugh attempted to shut it off but it just got louder. The car sped faster down the vacant road. Then suddenly up ahead the road seemed to stop and at the end of the path was a 300 ft drop into a raging fire. Hugh franticallly tried to stop the car but it wouldnt respond. As he neared the egde of the cliff he heard Maja Ivarsson's voice "Oh, im ready for it". Then suddenly the car came to a hault and the road went back to normal. Hugh was still sweating but quickly recovered and drove back down the road and went home. When he got home he told his wife Carolyn all about it "Honey the craziest shit just happened to me, i was driving down the street when out of no where a cat appeared in the street, i ran it over and got out to mourn when the cat started levitating and talking to me ...and it told me i was gunna die in an hour and then the road was fucked up and i almost drove into a firey pit and-" Carolyn interupted him "wait so..you didnt fucking get the cat food you dumb shit?"
The End