How to be popular like Kyuhyun
Title : How To be popular like Kyuhyun
Rating: I think pg-15 (implied smut and profanities)
Genre: Friendship,slight crack? Humor,romance, implied smut
Pairings : WonKyu ,eventual ! Haehyuk, Super Junior members
Words: 2350
Summary : When the members ask Kyuhyun,how to become popular like him, It doesn't turn out all that well, and humor ensures, Read on to find our about their escapades
A/N: Thanks to Mgurl0523 for letting me write this fic based on her video.Un'beta'd but please enjoy.Comments are loved
“Kyuhyun!!” Donghae whined
“What” he growled , eyes still focused on his star craft
“We wanna be as popular as you !!!!” Donghae whined
“Huh?” the magnae asked confusion written all over his face,”What?”
“I said we want to be as popular as you !” Donghae repeated irritably
“Okay…” Kyuhyun said cautiously “ What’s the catch ?”
“There’s no catch, we only want to be as popular as you “ Leeteuk stated flatly
“No kidding, why all of a sudden?” Kyuhyun asked
“We don’t wanna be in the background all the time… I wanna have some of the limelight too “ Ryeowook whined “Please tell us how you do it? Please?” He pleaded
Kyuhyun finally relented “Fine all you have to do, is be mean and bad”Kyuhyun said before returning to his game.
“Well, I’m not going to be mean and bad to be popular, I’m as they say, a hot Christian boy who has abs that taste like chocolate and the ways of Victorian gentleman” Siwon boasted
Kyuhyun snickered rather loudly at the remark ”You a gentleman !?”
“Don’t laugh at me Kyuhyun ,you may be Christian but I have no idea how the devil got to you .And don’t laugh at my abs you yourself said they taste like Chocolate “ Siwon defended
“What ?! I never said that !”Kyuhyun said indignantly
“Then what was all that banging coming from your room last night Kyu?” Donghae asked innocently
“N-nothing “ Kyuhyun squeaked grabbing his laptop and making a mad dash for his room with Siwon following
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“So are we really going to follow his advice?” Ryeowook asked trying to ignore the rhythmic thumping coming from Kyuhyun’s room .
“I think so, we’ll try for a while and see what happens” Leeteuk firmly stated
“I don’t think this is right guys, You know how Kyuhyun is when it comes to us asking for advice , Remember the last time?”
Yesung asked biting his lip
“Well, I for one, am not following his advice, I’m popular as it is, With my pretty face and my Twitter Obsession it’s safe to say that I’m just as popular as the magnae” Heechul said indicating to the room where moaning was heard .
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“Hyung” Kyuhyun whined breathlessly “Stop it. Please” Kyuhyun groaned
Siwon and Kyuhyun were currently locked in a very cramped dressing room and it didn’t help that Siwon was palming his already painful erection .
“Why should I Kyu ?You denied that my Abs taste like chocolate which I fully understand because they taste like watermelon and you were snickering at my gentlemaness plus you were laughing at me !” Siwon pouted
“Hyung that face does not work in this condition right now with your hand on Kyuhyun Junior. Pouting does not cut it” Kyuhyun said struggling to look as dignified as possible with Siwons hand squeezing his dick which meant-- very little dignity
“Hyung s-stop I-it , We’r-e ah a-at a photoshoot” Kyuhyun protested breathlessly
“That’s never stoped us before now has it ?” Siwon growled pulling off Kyuhyun’s captain hat
Kyuhyun could only let out a very unmanly squeak
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“Kyuhyun !!!!” Hyukjae yelled stomping into Kyuhyuns room with Siwon laying on Kyuhyun’s bed, sleeping most probably.
“Yes HyukJae -ah ?” Kyuhyun answered not even looking up from his laptop.
“What have you done to My FISHY !!?!!!?!?” The dancer demanded
“I have done nothing , I only gave advice yesterday, on how to be popular if you remember Monkey , what did your fish do now?”
"He tied me to a chair with Rope because i didn't like the new him !And he says that my Cute and innocent Donghae is Dead !!!"Hyukjae bawled out like a little baby
Instead of feeling sympathetic toward his friend he could only laugh at the sight of the 25 year old dancer bawling his eyes out like a little baby
“Why are you laughing ?! You’re not supposed to change my Fishy ! !! “Eunhyuk screamed
“Seriously Hyung all I did was say a few sentences, Why are you blaming me on what happened to Hae? Stupid Monkey , And
your breath stinks”
“Why You Son of a B- ---?” Eunhyuk said raising his fist intending to give the magnae a slap for being insolent just after Siwon grabbed him by the collar literally lifting him of the floor and out to the corridor, “No , one and , I mean NO one is allowed to touch my Hyunnie without my permission, got it ?” Siwon asked but Eunhyuk didn’t miss the silent threat in his voice .
Eunhyuk nodded absently
“Good, now run along to your little fish” Siwon said ushering a bewildered HyukJae towards his own room
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"You know, with this Awesome Apron i got from stylist noona, I make the most badass sandwiches there are in the world !!" Sungmin cackled, "I'll be the most popular member that ever existed in the history of super junior !!"
"No way ! Sungmin, I make the best sandwiches and i'm more badass than you !!! I Push little kids and eat their lollipops !!"
"I'm stille More badass than you ! " Sungmin yelled
"No me !!"
"No I'm more Bad Ass !"
" I'm more bad Ass!"
As Sungmin and Ryeowook argued ,the resident prettyboys did not look all that cute and cuddly
"Do you think you overdid the badass-ness? "Siwon whispered to Kyuhyun
"I never over do anything ,unlike Heechul Hyung, Stupid Lady HeeHee he should stop walking around the dorm in boxershorts and that ugly wig, I have my sanity to protect."
"Aww, My poor KyuKyu, Do you want Wonnie to make it better ?" Siwon asked licking Kyuhyuns ear.
"Siwon what are you? Some cat in heat !?" Kyuhyun demanded.
"Nope, I just have the hots for you," Siwon said picking Kyuhyun up, "Now where's that closet we were in yesterday" Siwon asked quietly
"Fuck" Kyuhyun cursed
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"Blekkk !" Leeteuk Exclaimed spitting out whatever content there were in his mouth, "Who made the friggin Sandwich !? It's oh so bad"
"I did !! With this apron i make the most badass sandwiches" Sungmin said proudly sending a smug look at a pouting Ryeowook
"Someone! Take of Sungmins apron !! All these sandwiches are not decent at all !!" Leeteuk spluttered gulping down water to get
the taste of the horrible sandwiches off.
"I'm warning you, If you take away my Apron, I'll steal your socks" Sungmin warned at an advancing Eunhyuk and Donghae with Shindong close behind.
Eunhyuk and Donghae stopped advancing and gave each other questioning shrugs.
Feeling confident continued, "Yeah I'm that bad, and i love this Apron so don't come near me" Sungmin yelled running away
hugging his precious apron
"You know, I'm so bad that All the ladies want me in 10 seconds they'll fall to my feet and worship the ground i walk on" Ryeowook says out of the blue, "I'm betting you all don't know who attcked your beloved fishes last night"Ryeowook smirked. Walking away before the Haehyuk couple could question him.
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"Don't you think i look like i'm 20 ? " Leeteuk asks the band members during the filming of their photoshoot, patting his sideburns,
"You 20?" Kyuhyun snickered, "Your more of at 35-year old with that umma like personality of your" Kyuhyun laughed, next to a Siwon who was muffling his laughs.Even the other members were snickering.
"Why you little brat !" Leeteuk said anger flaring
"Siwon" Kyuhyun yawned snapping his fingers
"Don't you dare go near My Kyuhyun," Siwon snarled.
"Or what ? Huh !? You'll kick my ass ? " Leeteuk asked back
"Nope, I'l ...." Kyuhyun said soft enough only for Leeteuk to hear
"Eepp!" Leeteuk squeaked blushing furiously and scuttling out of the room.
"What did you say ?" Siwon pouted, gaining the attention of the other members as well, It was very rare of the "Umma" to back off so suddenly after a few whispered words
"PLease tell?" Siwon whined
"No " Kyuhyun firmly stated throwing a glare at everyone in the room , causing them to cower away and sending a wink at Heechul whom was laughing heartily,"Good one Kyu" Heechul snickered between laughs.
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"Fishy, do you like my new look?" The monkey asked his beloved fish
"Urghhh, i D-do" Donghae stuttered hastily wiping drool from his mouth,
"You know, i used to be the geeky one, But now i'm so much hotter and i'm here to steal some hearts !" Eunhyuk said proudly
"Yes you are, "Donghae muttered,Now stoping all attempts to control his gawking and drooling
"Hae," Eunhyuk chuckled, watching his best friends goofy expression,"Why are you staring at me like that ?"
"Um... Crap" he muttered Glancing at his pants noticing he had a hard-on
"Hae?"Eunhyuk asked innocently"Already noticing the tent in his Fishes pant" I didn't know fishes could get hard" He teased
"Well, uh um... Oh heck !" Donghae cried throwing caution to the wind and slamming his lips to Hyukjae's
"Fuck,Hyukkie ,You're damn hot " Donghae cursed
"You don't know how long i've wanted this"Eunhyuk smirked into the kiss
"Then why don't we take this to a whole new level?" Donghae suggested , pushing Eunhyuk onto the closest bed.
"Now where were we?" Donghae asked towering over Eunhyuk and dominating the kiss.
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"You know what, I'm not getting anymore popular than i already am,"Ryeowook whined at Leeteuk
"You know something, me neither" Sungmin piped in.
"See what did i tell you, Being bad doesn't bring good to anyone,"Siwon piped in smugly "Only i've received attention while you all have been acting naughty"
"Sorry to burst your bubble, Hyung but you haven't been getting popular at all,"Ryeowook muttered
"Well, I for one, love the new look Hae has, it's so manly" Eunhyuk swooned
"I like the new you too, Hyukkie" Donghae smiled kissing his Monkey
"Hmm, the only member that seems to be getting popular in Kyuhyun, and now that you've mentioned it, he seems to be acting more and more like an angel" Leeteuk thought aloud.
"Hah !" Yesung laughed aloud from where he'd been adoring his pet turtle,
"Oh just stop giving Ddangkoma attention or is it Ddangkkoming , Whichever it is, " Ryeowook muttered already annoyed at his hyung
"Though i still think that it's weird only for Kyuhyun to become more popular than he already is"Leeteuk mused
Just then, said man walk into the dorm earphones blasting away, not noticing the looks given by Leeteuk and the other members,
"Kyuhyun" Leeteuk says loud enough for Kyuhyun to hear over the sounds of his earphones.
Kyuhyun looks at Leeteuk, Smiling mischievously and then motions for Siwon to follow him.
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Siwon obediently follow Kyuhyun to his room and starts a passionate make-out session initiated by the magnae,
"W-what was that for?" Siwon asks breathless,
Before Kyuhyun can answer, there is a knock on the door, and Leeteuk and the members march in, angry.
"Would you care to tell me why all our rating have dropped except yours which seems to have escalated by 3 times?" Leeteuk demands
"Hmm, i don't know, maybe it's because i'm good" Kyuhyun smiles broadly "You see, being bad all the time is kind of boring" Kyuhyun drawls, drawing circles on Siwon chest, With nothing innocent in his gestures.
"Fuck"Siwon curses, feeling Kyuhyuns hips roll against his pelvis with the other members watching the magnae intently.
"Now,Now, Wonnie,Calm down" Kyuhyun says kissing Siwon on the lips ignoring everyone else in the room.
"So now, your saying that, all this time it was a ploy to get us to be bad?"Leeteuk asks almost hyperventilating.
"See I told you all ! After what he did to us during Bonamana promotions you shouldn't trust our magnae so easily ! " Yesung said happily stroking his tortoises shell, before strolling out of the room with a skip in his step.
All the other members though looked like they could murder their magnae, Suddenly Kyuhyun phone rang prompting Him to answer it." Hello.. Oh I understand, You need Siwon too.... Okay.. We'll be there in ... 10 minutes ... Thank You hyung"
"Who was that ? "Leeteuk asks too calmly for his own liking
"That was manager Hyung , He needs me and Siwon in 15 minutes, so by we gotta scoot !" Kyuhyun smiled at the timing dragging A bewildered Siwon away from their crazy band members.
"We should have guessed! Oh we shouldn't have believed him!" Sungmin cried "After what he did at Bonamana promotions,"
"Stupid, Stupid, Stupid" Ryeowook kept muttering
"Looks like we have a lot of image to rebuild" Leeteuk sighed heavily cursing himself for being such a fool
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"What was all that about?" Siwon asks once their on their way to the SM Building."Does the manager really need us?" Siwon asks wearily
"Nope, Just Lady HeeHee," Kyuhyun says happily
"What did you do?" Siwon asks once again , reminded again on how his magnaes mind worked."Is something going on?"
"Nope we're just going to collect something Heechul owes me"Kyuhyun says squinting his eyes dangerously.
"Where's my money,Hyung?" Kyuhyun asks sweetly after pulling over at a curb near the SM building
"Here" Heechul says gruffly, handing over one months worth of pay to Kyuhyun, "I should never bet against you , Magnae"
Heechul says darkly , rubbing Kyuhyuns hair playfully.
"Now you know Heechul-Hyung, never to mess with The magnae." Kyuhyun smiles darkly,
"I never, knew would act evil, I never thought they would last a week," Heechul says absently
"Well, i made them stay bad for a whole month before they even noticed the scam" Kyuhyun says running towards Siwon
All this time Siwon was watching the exchange from inside his car, wondering what Heechul and Kyuhyun we're talking about.
"What was that about?" Siwon asks Kyuhyun
"Don't ask," Kyuhyun says counting his winnings."Shall we book a hotel room for a few nights till the other members wrath calm down ?"Kyuhyun suggests innocently.
"I'm all for it !" Siwon says excitedly, Slamming on the gas paddle. Leaving a cloud of smoke where Heechul previously stood.
"Aish , Horny Kids" He muttered walking back to the dorms, smile in place. "Never bet against Kyuhyun" Heechul mutters knowing now the full extent of the magnae's capabilities.
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Rating: I think pg-15 (implied smut and profanities)
Genre: Friendship,slight crack? Humor,romance, implied smut
Pairings : WonKyu ,eventual ! Haehyuk, Super Junior members
Words: 2350
Summary : When the members ask Kyuhyun,how to become popular like him, It doesn't turn out all that well, and humor ensures, Read on to find our about their escapades
A/N: Thanks to Mgurl0523 for letting me write this fic based on her video.Un'beta'd but please enjoy.Comments are loved
“Kyuhyun!!” Donghae whined
“What” he growled , eyes still focused on his star craft
“We wanna be as popular as you !!!!” Donghae whined
“Huh?” the magnae asked confusion written all over his face,”What?”
“I said we want to be as popular as you !” Donghae repeated irritably
“Okay…” Kyuhyun said cautiously “ What’s the catch ?”
“There’s no catch, we only want to be as popular as you “ Leeteuk stated flatly
“No kidding, why all of a sudden?” Kyuhyun asked
“We don’t wanna be in the background all the time… I wanna have some of the limelight too “ Ryeowook whined “Please tell us how you do it? Please?” He pleaded
Kyuhyun finally relented “Fine all you have to do, is be mean and bad”Kyuhyun said before returning to his game.
“Well, I’m not going to be mean and bad to be popular, I’m as they say, a hot Christian boy who has abs that taste like chocolate and the ways of Victorian gentleman” Siwon boasted
Kyuhyun snickered rather loudly at the remark ”You a gentleman !?”
“Don’t laugh at me Kyuhyun ,you may be Christian but I have no idea how the devil got to you .And don’t laugh at my abs you yourself said they taste like Chocolate “ Siwon defended
“What ?! I never said that !”Kyuhyun said indignantly
“Then what was all that banging coming from your room last night Kyu?” Donghae asked innocently
“N-nothing “ Kyuhyun squeaked grabbing his laptop and making a mad dash for his room with Siwon following
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“So are we really going to follow his advice?” Ryeowook asked trying to ignore the rhythmic thumping coming from Kyuhyun’s room .
“I think so, we’ll try for a while and see what happens” Leeteuk firmly stated
“I don’t think this is right guys, You know how Kyuhyun is when it comes to us asking for advice , Remember the last time?”
Yesung asked biting his lip
“Well, I for one, am not following his advice, I’m popular as it is, With my pretty face and my Twitter Obsession it’s safe to say that I’m just as popular as the magnae” Heechul said indicating to the room where moaning was heard .
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“Hyung” Kyuhyun whined breathlessly “Stop it. Please” Kyuhyun groaned
Siwon and Kyuhyun were currently locked in a very cramped dressing room and it didn’t help that Siwon was palming his already painful erection .
“Why should I Kyu ?You denied that my Abs taste like chocolate which I fully understand because they taste like watermelon and you were snickering at my gentlemaness plus you were laughing at me !” Siwon pouted
“Hyung that face does not work in this condition right now with your hand on Kyuhyun Junior. Pouting does not cut it” Kyuhyun said struggling to look as dignified as possible with Siwons hand squeezing his dick which meant-- very little dignity
“Hyung s-stop I-it , We’r-e ah a-at a photoshoot” Kyuhyun protested breathlessly
“That’s never stoped us before now has it ?” Siwon growled pulling off Kyuhyun’s captain hat
Kyuhyun could only let out a very unmanly squeak
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“Kyuhyun !!!!” Hyukjae yelled stomping into Kyuhyuns room with Siwon laying on Kyuhyun’s bed, sleeping most probably.
“Yes HyukJae -ah ?” Kyuhyun answered not even looking up from his laptop.
“What have you done to My FISHY !!?!!!?!?” The dancer demanded
“I have done nothing , I only gave advice yesterday, on how to be popular if you remember Monkey , what did your fish do now?”
"He tied me to a chair with Rope because i didn't like the new him !And he says that my Cute and innocent Donghae is Dead !!!"Hyukjae bawled out like a little baby
Instead of feeling sympathetic toward his friend he could only laugh at the sight of the 25 year old dancer bawling his eyes out like a little baby
“Why are you laughing ?! You’re not supposed to change my Fishy ! !! “Eunhyuk screamed
“Seriously Hyung all I did was say a few sentences, Why are you blaming me on what happened to Hae? Stupid Monkey , And
your breath stinks”
“Why You Son of a B- ---?” Eunhyuk said raising his fist intending to give the magnae a slap for being insolent just after Siwon grabbed him by the collar literally lifting him of the floor and out to the corridor, “No , one and , I mean NO one is allowed to touch my Hyunnie without my permission, got it ?” Siwon asked but Eunhyuk didn’t miss the silent threat in his voice .
Eunhyuk nodded absently
“Good, now run along to your little fish” Siwon said ushering a bewildered HyukJae towards his own room
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"You know, with this Awesome Apron i got from stylist noona, I make the most badass sandwiches there are in the world !!" Sungmin cackled, "I'll be the most popular member that ever existed in the history of super junior !!"
"No way ! Sungmin, I make the best sandwiches and i'm more badass than you !!! I Push little kids and eat their lollipops !!"
"I'm stille More badass than you ! " Sungmin yelled
"No me !!"
"No I'm more Bad Ass !"
" I'm more bad Ass!"
As Sungmin and Ryeowook argued ,the resident prettyboys did not look all that cute and cuddly
"Do you think you overdid the badass-ness? "Siwon whispered to Kyuhyun
"I never over do anything ,unlike Heechul Hyung, Stupid Lady HeeHee he should stop walking around the dorm in boxershorts and that ugly wig, I have my sanity to protect."
"Aww, My poor KyuKyu, Do you want Wonnie to make it better ?" Siwon asked licking Kyuhyuns ear.
"Siwon what are you? Some cat in heat !?" Kyuhyun demanded.
"Nope, I just have the hots for you," Siwon said picking Kyuhyun up, "Now where's that closet we were in yesterday" Siwon asked quietly
"Fuck" Kyuhyun cursed
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"Blekkk !" Leeteuk Exclaimed spitting out whatever content there were in his mouth, "Who made the friggin Sandwich !? It's oh so bad"
"I did !! With this apron i make the most badass sandwiches" Sungmin said proudly sending a smug look at a pouting Ryeowook
"Someone! Take of Sungmins apron !! All these sandwiches are not decent at all !!" Leeteuk spluttered gulping down water to get
the taste of the horrible sandwiches off.
"I'm warning you, If you take away my Apron, I'll steal your socks" Sungmin warned at an advancing Eunhyuk and Donghae with Shindong close behind.
Eunhyuk and Donghae stopped advancing and gave each other questioning shrugs.
Feeling confident continued, "Yeah I'm that bad, and i love this Apron so don't come near me" Sungmin yelled running away
hugging his precious apron
"You know, I'm so bad that All the ladies want me in 10 seconds they'll fall to my feet and worship the ground i walk on" Ryeowook says out of the blue, "I'm betting you all don't know who attcked your beloved fishes last night"Ryeowook smirked. Walking away before the Haehyuk couple could question him.
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"Don't you think i look like i'm 20 ? " Leeteuk asks the band members during the filming of their photoshoot, patting his sideburns,
"You 20?" Kyuhyun snickered, "Your more of at 35-year old with that umma like personality of your" Kyuhyun laughed, next to a Siwon who was muffling his laughs.Even the other members were snickering.
"Why you little brat !" Leeteuk said anger flaring
"Siwon" Kyuhyun yawned snapping his fingers
"Don't you dare go near My Kyuhyun," Siwon snarled.
"Or what ? Huh !? You'll kick my ass ? " Leeteuk asked back
"Nope, I'l ...." Kyuhyun said soft enough only for Leeteuk to hear
"Eepp!" Leeteuk squeaked blushing furiously and scuttling out of the room.
"What did you say ?" Siwon pouted, gaining the attention of the other members as well, It was very rare of the "Umma" to back off so suddenly after a few whispered words
"PLease tell?" Siwon whined
"No " Kyuhyun firmly stated throwing a glare at everyone in the room , causing them to cower away and sending a wink at Heechul whom was laughing heartily,"Good one Kyu" Heechul snickered between laughs.
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"Fishy, do you like my new look?" The monkey asked his beloved fish
"Urghhh, i D-do" Donghae stuttered hastily wiping drool from his mouth,
"You know, i used to be the geeky one, But now i'm so much hotter and i'm here to steal some hearts !" Eunhyuk said proudly
"Yes you are, "Donghae muttered,Now stoping all attempts to control his gawking and drooling
"Hae," Eunhyuk chuckled, watching his best friends goofy expression,"Why are you staring at me like that ?"
"Um... Crap" he muttered Glancing at his pants noticing he had a hard-on
"Hae?"Eunhyuk asked innocently"Already noticing the tent in his Fishes pant" I didn't know fishes could get hard" He teased
"Well, uh um... Oh heck !" Donghae cried throwing caution to the wind and slamming his lips to Hyukjae's
"Fuck,Hyukkie ,You're damn hot " Donghae cursed
"You don't know how long i've wanted this"Eunhyuk smirked into the kiss
"Then why don't we take this to a whole new level?" Donghae suggested , pushing Eunhyuk onto the closest bed.
"Now where were we?" Donghae asked towering over Eunhyuk and dominating the kiss.
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"You know what, I'm not getting anymore popular than i already am,"Ryeowook whined at Leeteuk
"You know something, me neither" Sungmin piped in.
"See what did i tell you, Being bad doesn't bring good to anyone,"Siwon piped in smugly "Only i've received attention while you all have been acting naughty"
"Sorry to burst your bubble, Hyung but you haven't been getting popular at all,"Ryeowook muttered
"Well, I for one, love the new look Hae has, it's so manly" Eunhyuk swooned
"I like the new you too, Hyukkie" Donghae smiled kissing his Monkey
"Hmm, the only member that seems to be getting popular in Kyuhyun, and now that you've mentioned it, he seems to be acting more and more like an angel" Leeteuk thought aloud.
"Hah !" Yesung laughed aloud from where he'd been adoring his pet turtle,
"Oh just stop giving Ddangkoma attention or is it Ddangkkoming , Whichever it is, " Ryeowook muttered already annoyed at his hyung
"Though i still think that it's weird only for Kyuhyun to become more popular than he already is"Leeteuk mused
Just then, said man walk into the dorm earphones blasting away, not noticing the looks given by Leeteuk and the other members,
"Kyuhyun" Leeteuk says loud enough for Kyuhyun to hear over the sounds of his earphones.
Kyuhyun looks at Leeteuk, Smiling mischievously and then motions for Siwon to follow him.
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Siwon obediently follow Kyuhyun to his room and starts a passionate make-out session initiated by the magnae,
"W-what was that for?" Siwon asks breathless,
Before Kyuhyun can answer, there is a knock on the door, and Leeteuk and the members march in, angry.
"Would you care to tell me why all our rating have dropped except yours which seems to have escalated by 3 times?" Leeteuk demands
"Hmm, i don't know, maybe it's because i'm good" Kyuhyun smiles broadly "You see, being bad all the time is kind of boring" Kyuhyun drawls, drawing circles on Siwon chest, With nothing innocent in his gestures.
"Fuck"Siwon curses, feeling Kyuhyuns hips roll against his pelvis with the other members watching the magnae intently.
"Now,Now, Wonnie,Calm down" Kyuhyun says kissing Siwon on the lips ignoring everyone else in the room.
"So now, your saying that, all this time it was a ploy to get us to be bad?"Leeteuk asks almost hyperventilating.
"See I told you all ! After what he did to us during Bonamana promotions you shouldn't trust our magnae so easily ! " Yesung said happily stroking his tortoises shell, before strolling out of the room with a skip in his step.
All the other members though looked like they could murder their magnae, Suddenly Kyuhyun phone rang prompting Him to answer it." Hello.. Oh I understand, You need Siwon too.... Okay.. We'll be there in ... 10 minutes ... Thank You hyung"
"Who was that ? "Leeteuk asks too calmly for his own liking
"That was manager Hyung , He needs me and Siwon in 15 minutes, so by we gotta scoot !" Kyuhyun smiled at the timing dragging A bewildered Siwon away from their crazy band members.
"We should have guessed! Oh we shouldn't have believed him!" Sungmin cried "After what he did at Bonamana promotions,"
"Stupid, Stupid, Stupid" Ryeowook kept muttering
"Looks like we have a lot of image to rebuild" Leeteuk sighed heavily cursing himself for being such a fool
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"What was all that about?" Siwon asks once their on their way to the SM Building."Does the manager really need us?" Siwon asks wearily
"Nope, Just Lady HeeHee," Kyuhyun says happily
"What did you do?" Siwon asks once again , reminded again on how his magnaes mind worked."Is something going on?"
"Nope we're just going to collect something Heechul owes me"Kyuhyun says squinting his eyes dangerously.
"Where's my money,Hyung?" Kyuhyun asks sweetly after pulling over at a curb near the SM building
"Here" Heechul says gruffly, handing over one months worth of pay to Kyuhyun, "I should never bet against you , Magnae"
Heechul says darkly , rubbing Kyuhyuns hair playfully.
"Now you know Heechul-Hyung, never to mess with The magnae." Kyuhyun smiles darkly,
"I never, knew would act evil, I never thought they would last a week," Heechul says absently
"Well, i made them stay bad for a whole month before they even noticed the scam" Kyuhyun says running towards Siwon
All this time Siwon was watching the exchange from inside his car, wondering what Heechul and Kyuhyun we're talking about.
"What was that about?" Siwon asks Kyuhyun
"Don't ask," Kyuhyun says counting his winnings."Shall we book a hotel room for a few nights till the other members wrath calm down ?"Kyuhyun suggests innocently.
"I'm all for it !" Siwon says excitedly, Slamming on the gas paddle. Leaving a cloud of smoke where Heechul previously stood.
"Aish , Horny Kids" He muttered walking back to the dorms, smile in place. "Never bet against Kyuhyun" Heechul mutters knowing now the full extent of the magnae's capabilities.
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