"Hey, can I use some of the cake on your chin?" -Chelsea, to Myka, in my backyard
Hello, hello! So much has happened today and on Friday AKA yesterday...! But to begin, FRIDAY: debated over which church was better (mine or UP-fucking-C) in SS, LA and French were too boring to recall. MJ was talking about how she might switch into our block, as per Mr. Louie's. I said something about it to Chelsea, then Shunta was like, "Whaat?" and I said, "Oh, maybe she'll be in your half of the block," and then I had to explain all of it, then Shunta went, "Wait, why is she switching out of Louie's? Can she do that?" I said, "Yea, I guess," so Shunta went, "Jordan, YOU should switch to our block!" and Jordan went "Whaat?" so all of it had to be explained to HIM, then he called out to MJ, "You're switching out?" and basically it was very confusing and it spread like WILDFIRE. Shunta keeps giving me dire warnings lately. Like how I sit in the worst seat now because it's the hardest to talk in, and how Jordan is 'MUCH BETTER' recently and that is apparently a cause for me to be worried. God. Oh, and during the tuning, when they were playing the bflat, Ian plays his A and was like, "WAIT, IS THAT RIGHT?" really loudly. Shunta turned around, gave him The Look of Utter Disgust, and went, "Are you...kidding?" Ian goes, "Hahaha *insert mad snorting laughter* Yea, because remember when NATALIE tried to tune to a bflat? *more weird laughter*" Then Shundan laughed, and all three of them laughed as loudly and insanely as they could (a common occurrence) and were (according to Chelsea) staring at the back of my head to see if I would react. BUT I WAS THE BIGGER PERSON (not literally) and ignored them and was silent. Usually, I would've beaten them with my bow. But perhaps I have magically matured.
(But, given the events of the sleepover...probably not...you'll find out soon enough.)
Me, Chelsea, Lori and Myka chilled in Judson's during lunch, and threatened to kill Scott's cat. Oh and I spoke Parseltongue at him, so now he DEFINITELY thinks Lori has normal friends. I nearly forgot! Twas an assembly! The cheerleaders didn't drop anyone, so they did very well, all things considered. Then there was one of those ridiculous contests, and the gist of it is, Taylor Lince was one of the selected few who had to gobble down bananas blind-folded. Not a very attractive angle, it's true, but it was all out of fun, right? WRONG. Orlee, that one cheerleader, took a picture of Taylor via cameraphone, and all the other cheerleaders were in on it. Later, Taylor's friends (Katherine-who-looks-like-Ashley) went and punched Orlee in the face! GASP! Huge scandal lasting all day long. Now all the cheerleaders hate Taylor and she definitely won't be trying out. The worst part is, apparently the whole thing was a set-up to humiliate Taylor because she was 'doing shit with senior guys'. Poor Taylor, I guess. Chilled with Katherine (not the puncher) in 5th and boredom reigned in Health. Chelsea came home with me and basically hasn't left ever since... We walked down to U Vill and we went to A&F. I got a aqua-with-pink-stripes polo, an aqua tanktop, and white-with-black-polka-dots flip flops. We went to Blockbuster and got 'Mean Girls' and 'Zoolander', and also to Coach to check on the condition of my key chain and PURSE. :) Then we discovered that Lori was sitting on my porch...heh... So we high-tailed it home and us three hung out, then Myka came, then us FOUR hung out and had...
...A CAKE FIGHT! The cake Lori gave me a while ago was a bit stale, so we got dressed in crappy clothes and went over to Bryant and had a cake war. Lori was VICIOUS. She totally made Chelsea's lip bleed. So we were all COVERED (and I mean, COVERED) in hunks of cake and fudge and frosting, and basically looking like demons of the desert-underworld...the pizza guy thought we were insane... Showering was quite a dilemma, but we worked it out in the end. When we were all clean and dry, we ate pizza, and found cake still in our ears and, in Chelsea's case, eyebrows, and in Myka's case, hair (someone has a problem with a little something I like to call 'shampoo'). Then Krunk came! She gave me my present, that being a really cute tanktop from AE! It's white with little hearts on it. Lori gave me a SUNFLOWER GROWING KIT. Yesss! We watched our movies, talked late into the night, and went online and messed around...typical sleepover crap, you know. It was funny and fun. :D We woke up early this morning to see Chelsea off - she left for like, 3 hours, to go to SYSO. Then Lori had to go, sadly. We ate breakfast, then the Flaming Marshmellows went down to U Vill, because I'm kind of an idiot and grabbed the complete wrong size of flip flops without noticing, and I had to exchange them. We sang Llama Songs and took three of those HUGE YELLOW U VILL UMBRELLAS and made formations and such. Lots of weird stares because we were acting high. NOTHING NEW. Those were pretty cool. We went to all the typical places, exchanged my footwear, and sat around in B&N reading. Then we came home and Myka and Kat's moms came, then Chelsea returned! And our Very Long Walk began. I won't go into all the details, but we walked for 2 hours straight, got lost a LOT, but were very much fulfilled, having seen all the sights we had hoped for, met a stalker (but still cool) postman, and had load and loads of laughs. My mom picked us up by Greenlake, as we were freezing and Chelsea's feet hurt, and we came back! I saw Geoff standing on a corner but I don't think he saw us. Chelsea is just about to leave because my dad is in psycho-mode. Heh. AND THUS CONCLUDES MY THRILLING TALE.
(But, given the events of the sleepover...probably not...you'll find out soon enough.)
Me, Chelsea, Lori and Myka chilled in Judson's during lunch, and threatened to kill Scott's cat. Oh and I spoke Parseltongue at him, so now he DEFINITELY thinks Lori has normal friends. I nearly forgot! Twas an assembly! The cheerleaders didn't drop anyone, so they did very well, all things considered. Then there was one of those ridiculous contests, and the gist of it is, Taylor Lince was one of the selected few who had to gobble down bananas blind-folded. Not a very attractive angle, it's true, but it was all out of fun, right? WRONG. Orlee, that one cheerleader, took a picture of Taylor via cameraphone, and all the other cheerleaders were in on it. Later, Taylor's friends (Katherine-who-looks-like-Ashley) went and punched Orlee in the face! GASP! Huge scandal lasting all day long. Now all the cheerleaders hate Taylor and she definitely won't be trying out. The worst part is, apparently the whole thing was a set-up to humiliate Taylor because she was 'doing shit with senior guys'. Poor Taylor, I guess. Chilled with Katherine (not the puncher) in 5th and boredom reigned in Health. Chelsea came home with me and basically hasn't left ever since... We walked down to U Vill and we went to A&F. I got a aqua-with-pink-stripes polo, an aqua tanktop, and white-with-black-polka-dots flip flops. We went to Blockbuster and got 'Mean Girls' and 'Zoolander', and also to Coach to check on the condition of my key chain and PURSE. :) Then we discovered that Lori was sitting on my porch...heh... So we high-tailed it home and us three hung out, then Myka came, then us FOUR hung out and had...
...A CAKE FIGHT! The cake Lori gave me a while ago was a bit stale, so we got dressed in crappy clothes and went over to Bryant and had a cake war. Lori was VICIOUS. She totally made Chelsea's lip bleed. So we were all COVERED (and I mean, COVERED) in hunks of cake and fudge and frosting, and basically looking like demons of the desert-underworld...the pizza guy thought we were insane... Showering was quite a dilemma, but we worked it out in the end. When we were all clean and dry, we ate pizza, and found cake still in our ears and, in Chelsea's case, eyebrows, and in Myka's case, hair (someone has a problem with a little something I like to call 'shampoo'). Then Krunk came! She gave me my present, that being a really cute tanktop from AE! It's white with little hearts on it. Lori gave me a SUNFLOWER GROWING KIT. Yesss! We watched our movies, talked late into the night, and went online and messed around...typical sleepover crap, you know. It was funny and fun. :D We woke up early this morning to see Chelsea off - she left for like, 3 hours, to go to SYSO. Then Lori had to go, sadly. We ate breakfast, then the Flaming Marshmellows went down to U Vill, because I'm kind of an idiot and grabbed the complete wrong size of flip flops without noticing, and I had to exchange them. We sang Llama Songs and took three of those HUGE YELLOW U VILL UMBRELLAS and made formations and such. Lots of weird stares because we were acting high. NOTHING NEW. Those were pretty cool. We went to all the typical places, exchanged my footwear, and sat around in B&N reading. Then we came home and Myka and Kat's moms came, then Chelsea returned! And our Very Long Walk began. I won't go into all the details, but we walked for 2 hours straight, got lost a LOT, but were very much fulfilled, having seen all the sights we had hoped for, met a stalker (but still cool) postman, and had load and loads of laughs. My mom picked us up by Greenlake, as we were freezing and Chelsea's feet hurt, and we came back! I saw Geoff standing on a corner but I don't think he saw us. Chelsea is just about to leave because my dad is in psycho-mode. Heh. AND THUS CONCLUDES MY THRILLING TALE.