Thanks for that, Brain.
I know people posting dreams can be boring, but this one, You Guys. THIS DREAM!
We are in a cemetary, standing at the the side of an open grave. The coffin has been lowered, the mourners are dispersing, but Cowley and Doyle are there. Wrecked.
[Where is Bodie?? OMG! Where is Bodie? Self you did NOT just kill Bodie!]
SCENE CHANGE: ENGLISH STATELY HOME.
Bodie sits at a polished mahogany table, breakfast and coffee being served by a butler.
CI-5 HQ
Cowley and Doyle talk. Bodie is undercover and they have faked his death after a terrorist attack.
Doyle's new partner is a CI-5 trainee. Tony Stark. [YOUNG RDJ, but not as young as he actually would have been in 1983. WTF, Brain?]
Doyle is prepping Tony to infiltrate the terrorists as their tech specialist. [Think all those Craig!Bond/Wishlaw!Q fics where they have to work together, Q going frontline with Bond as back-up.]
STATELY HOME
Members of Bodie's entourage are apparently in the terrorist group. The group is two (hetero) married couples, but the men are pretending(?) to be gay in a sauna/massage-parlour/hotel-place that Bodie frequents [Again, WTF, Brain? Or is this "Being gay pre-AIDS" Trope-time?] while the women are Bodie-in-his-millionaire-cover's companion/escorts/somethings.
ACTION MONTAGE
We intercut between training scenes at CI-5 HQ, not just with Tony Stark and Doyle, but the two of them and Bodie before he "died" and the op itself
The terrorists are dead and CI-5 won. WAY TO GO TEAM!
Except, shit, no one realised that one of the terrorist couples has a teenaged son.
This boy goes after Tony [my dream didn't explain, WHY HIM, but maybe it has something to do with the MCU shitting on Tony all the time] with weapons his parents left randomly around the hotel room in the Big 70s Gay Hotel.
Tony starts crying. "I could have taken torture. Even electricity. Did it have to be GUILT?!
Bodie and Doyle stop the kid before he can do more than make threats and yell, all, "You killed Vatti und Mutti!!"
The film/episode ends with Bodie and Doyle on the balcony of the mansion. Doyle brings Bodie a CRATE of strawberries [think the IM2 Gift!Fail] and they kiss.
Tony and the kid are on loungers by the pool, talking.
And then I woke up.
We are in a cemetary, standing at the the side of an open grave. The coffin has been lowered, the mourners are dispersing, but Cowley and Doyle are there. Wrecked.
[Where is Bodie?? OMG! Where is Bodie? Self you did NOT just kill Bodie!]
SCENE CHANGE: ENGLISH STATELY HOME.
Bodie sits at a polished mahogany table, breakfast and coffee being served by a butler.
CI-5 HQ
Cowley and Doyle talk. Bodie is undercover and they have faked his death after a terrorist attack.
Doyle's new partner is a CI-5 trainee. Tony Stark. [YOUNG RDJ, but not as young as he actually would have been in 1983. WTF, Brain?]
Doyle is prepping Tony to infiltrate the terrorists as their tech specialist. [Think all those Craig!Bond/Wishlaw!Q fics where they have to work together, Q going frontline with Bond as back-up.]
STATELY HOME
Members of Bodie's entourage are apparently in the terrorist group. The group is two (hetero) married couples, but the men are pretending(?) to be gay in a sauna/massage-parlour/hotel-place that Bodie frequents [Again, WTF, Brain? Or is this "Being gay pre-AIDS" Trope-time?] while the women are Bodie-in-his-millionaire-cover's companion/escorts/somethings.
ACTION MONTAGE
We intercut between training scenes at CI-5 HQ, not just with Tony Stark and Doyle, but the two of them and Bodie before he "died" and the op itself
The terrorists are dead and CI-5 won. WAY TO GO TEAM!
Except, shit, no one realised that one of the terrorist couples has a teenaged son.
This boy goes after Tony [my dream didn't explain, WHY HIM, but maybe it has something to do with the MCU shitting on Tony all the time] with weapons his parents left randomly around the hotel room in the Big 70s Gay Hotel.
Tony starts crying. "I could have taken torture. Even electricity. Did it have to be GUILT?!
Bodie and Doyle stop the kid before he can do more than make threats and yell, all, "You killed Vatti und Mutti!!"
The film/episode ends with Bodie and Doyle on the balcony of the mansion. Doyle brings Bodie a CRATE of strawberries [think the IM2 Gift!Fail] and they kiss.
Tony and the kid are on loungers by the pool, talking.
And then I woke up.