#13 [夢でいいから]
Wow. This community has been neglected for a very long time.
Today, I come with a crack-filled, Arashi dream I had.
This is a solo dream, as Natsumi did not make an appearance (most likely due to the fact that we hadn't seen each other for over four months prior to this >: )
However; we did manage to run into each other in front of my house today.
Fate must've wanted us together on the day that I had my dream and came up with 翔lympics大作戦~
We spent about 5 minutes laughing at my retarded dream.
WARNING: includes hostess bitching, pink acid, strawberry-scented sparkles, and fangirl-mauling.
DISCLAIMER: All the events written here are from my subconscious mind and should not be taken for "immature fangirliness". So don't get your panties in a knot, mmkay?
Also, no meds were used in the making of this dream ... just more sleep than usual :>
The dream starts off with my family and I going to this grand hotel.
I somehow run into Arashi and we have a hell of a good time ;)
This entire portion of the dream isn't really important.
SKIP.
Next thing I know, I'm sitting in one of the gyms of my university listening to a presentation.
This said presentation is about the abuse hostesses are exposed to working in clubs in Japan.
At this point, I'm extremely confused.
We're a bunch of university students, sitting like elementary-aged children on the ground with our legs crossed, listening to a former hostess speaking about a new hostess union.
WTF?
The former hostess then asks a question along the lines of : "Is anyone familiar with typically how much a hostess earns per year?"
I pipe up, "9 milion!?"
She gets annoyed and spends about a minute bitching her head off at me.
This is where the interesting part begins (SORRY, it took a while, didn't it?)
One of the many doors to the gym silently opens a crack and five heads poke in, one after another.
All five members of Arashi had their heads sticking through the little opening (think one above the other).
I freak out and hope that nobody sees them as I had specifically told them to stay hidden in the hotel.
I slowly crawl towards the door as everyone's paying attention to the presentation.
I'm able to make my way outside without attracting any attention, and tell the members to RUNNNNNN.
We run for what seems like a minute towards the hotel (no idea why there's a hotel on campus), and almost reach it before a piercing fangirl scream fills the air.
We turn around and see a HUGE mob of fangirls chasing after us.
We pick up our pace at this moment, and reach a back door to the hotel.
We've somehow lost Nino, Ohno and Matsujun, so that it's only Aiba, Sho and I who run in the door.
The door ends up leading to a stairwell.
We immediately shut the door, but the fangirls continue to pound away at it.
We look around and find that there are step-ladders and bottles lying in the corner.
The bottles appear to be air-freshener bottles, and without a word to each other,
Sho and Aiba each grab a ladder and a bottle, spraying the contents onto the top of the ladders.
The bottle Sho grabbed is labeled "PINK ACID", and has a rather gooey pink texture with rainbow coloured sparkles in it.
(Kinda like the blue liquid glue with sparkles some elementary school kids use)
Aiba's bottle is labeled "STRAWBERRIES" and has a similar appearance to the PINK ACID, except it only has white-ish silver sparkles.
We then begin running up the stairs and in just a few seconds, the door at the bottom bursts open and fangirls come streaming in.
Aiba and Sho then begin jabbing the goo-covered ends of the ladders at the fangirls.
Sho's had no effect whatsoever on them, but for some reason, Aiba's STRAWBERRY-scented goo was making them to back off.
This pattern goes on until we finally reach my parent's room.
I tell them to take cover in there, while I run back and get the rest of the members.
I run down the same staircase, carefully stepping over the bodies of fangirls who have fainted from the STRAWBERRY-scented goo, until I get to the bottom.
There I find Ohno and Matsujun spraying goo onto ladders as well, preparing to fend for themselves.
I inform them in a hurry that the PINK ACID is of no use, and we dig through what seems to be an endless supply of PINK ACID for STRAWBERRY.
We continue to fight off fangirls and eventually, Aiba and Sho come back to help, as they couldn't stand waiting in the hotel room.
FINALLY, we fight off ALL of the fangirls.
The five of us stand there, exhausted.
I then realize, "what the hell happened to Nino?"
At that very moment, Nino appears at the top of the stairs and smiles his coy smile (I totally melted right here).
"I teleported, DUH"
MAGICIAN NINO, FTW.
TL;DR AMOS and I fight off a mob of fangirls with strawberry-scented sparkles. Nino teleports to get away from the chaos.
Today, I come with a crack-filled, Arashi dream I had.
This is a solo dream, as Natsumi did not make an appearance (most likely due to the fact that we hadn't seen each other for over four months prior to this >: )
However; we did manage to run into each other in front of my house today.
Fate must've wanted us together on the day that I had my dream and came up with 翔lympics大作戦~
We spent about 5 minutes laughing at my retarded dream.
WARNING: includes hostess bitching, pink acid, strawberry-scented sparkles, and fangirl-mauling.
DISCLAIMER: All the events written here are from my subconscious mind and should not be taken for "immature fangirliness". So don't get your panties in a knot, mmkay?
Also, no meds were used in the making of this dream ... just more sleep than usual :>
The dream starts off with my family and I going to this grand hotel.
I somehow run into Arashi and we have a hell of a good time ;)
This entire portion of the dream isn't really important.
SKIP.
Next thing I know, I'm sitting in one of the gyms of my university listening to a presentation.
This said presentation is about the abuse hostesses are exposed to working in clubs in Japan.
At this point, I'm extremely confused.
We're a bunch of university students, sitting like elementary-aged children on the ground with our legs crossed, listening to a former hostess speaking about a new hostess union.
WTF?
The former hostess then asks a question along the lines of : "Is anyone familiar with typically how much a hostess earns per year?"
I pipe up, "9 milion!?"
She gets annoyed and spends about a minute bitching her head off at me.
This is where the interesting part begins (SORRY, it took a while, didn't it?)
One of the many doors to the gym silently opens a crack and five heads poke in, one after another.
All five members of Arashi had their heads sticking through the little opening (think one above the other).
I freak out and hope that nobody sees them as I had specifically told them to stay hidden in the hotel.
I slowly crawl towards the door as everyone's paying attention to the presentation.
I'm able to make my way outside without attracting any attention, and tell the members to RUNNNNNN.
We run for what seems like a minute towards the hotel (no idea why there's a hotel on campus), and almost reach it before a piercing fangirl scream fills the air.
We turn around and see a HUGE mob of fangirls chasing after us.
We pick up our pace at this moment, and reach a back door to the hotel.
We've somehow lost Nino, Ohno and Matsujun, so that it's only Aiba, Sho and I who run in the door.
The door ends up leading to a stairwell.
We immediately shut the door, but the fangirls continue to pound away at it.
We look around and find that there are step-ladders and bottles lying in the corner.
The bottles appear to be air-freshener bottles, and without a word to each other,
Sho and Aiba each grab a ladder and a bottle, spraying the contents onto the top of the ladders.
The bottle Sho grabbed is labeled "PINK ACID", and has a rather gooey pink texture with rainbow coloured sparkles in it.
(Kinda like the blue liquid glue with sparkles some elementary school kids use)
Aiba's bottle is labeled "STRAWBERRIES" and has a similar appearance to the PINK ACID, except it only has white-ish silver sparkles.
We then begin running up the stairs and in just a few seconds, the door at the bottom bursts open and fangirls come streaming in.
Aiba and Sho then begin jabbing the goo-covered ends of the ladders at the fangirls.
Sho's had no effect whatsoever on them, but for some reason, Aiba's STRAWBERRY-scented goo was making them to back off.
This pattern goes on until we finally reach my parent's room.
I tell them to take cover in there, while I run back and get the rest of the members.
I run down the same staircase, carefully stepping over the bodies of fangirls who have fainted from the STRAWBERRY-scented goo, until I get to the bottom.
There I find Ohno and Matsujun spraying goo onto ladders as well, preparing to fend for themselves.
I inform them in a hurry that the PINK ACID is of no use, and we dig through what seems to be an endless supply of PINK ACID for STRAWBERRY.
We continue to fight off fangirls and eventually, Aiba and Sho come back to help, as they couldn't stand waiting in the hotel room.
FINALLY, we fight off ALL of the fangirls.
The five of us stand there, exhausted.
I then realize, "what the hell happened to Nino?"
At that very moment, Nino appears at the top of the stairs and smiles his coy smile (I totally melted right here).
"I teleported, DUH"
MAGICIAN NINO, FTW.
TL;DR AMOS and I fight off a mob of fangirls with strawberry-scented sparkles. Nino teleports to get away from the chaos.