A Narration
Title: A Naration
Genre: Humor, romance
Rating: K+
Word count: 304
Summary: Sirius decides Remus and Tonks are in love... and that he wants to narrate their relationship, one bad analogy at a time.
“Oh Remus, you’re madly in love!”
Remus turned to Sirius, eyebrow raised. “What have you been sniffing?”
“Nothing, my good friend. But I couldn’t help but notice how infatuated you are with dear Tonks. And I’ve decided I’m going to document every minute of your relationship!” Sirius looked like Christmas had come early.
“Ah… what relationship?” Remus was extremely unimpressed. Even if he did like Tonks, Having Sirius watching him like a hawk was just going to reduce any chance he had of doing anything with Dora. Even having a cup of tea would be impossible now.
“Don’t you worry Moony, I shall write a long novel, and you can whip it out when your grandchildren ask how you met! And then ill be there to explain every tiny detail!” Sirius stared into space, drooling slightly. This wasn’t going to be good.
“Right. Whatever. I’m going to go get a drink…” Remus left. Unfortunately, Sirius jumped to follow him down the stairs.
Remus stood at the kitchen bench, frowning. He had no idea how he could convince Sirius to go bother someone else without hurting his pathetic feelings…
“Wotcher, Remus!”
Tonks jumped up beside him, pulling a mug from the cupboard. “Hows your day been?” she asked lightly, smiling.
“He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.”
Remus and Tonks turned to look at Sirius, Tonks being extremely confused. “What?” she asked. Sirius shrugged.
“I’m writing a novel.”
“Its going to be burnt.” Remus growled, clutching his mug. Don’t throw it, don’t throw it…
“That’s not very nice, Moony! Ill write that down to tell your grandchildren!” Sirius scolded.
“What grandchildren?” Tonks asked, still utterly confused.
“Yours. And Remus’.” Sirius said, writing on a scrap of paper.
“WHAT?” Tonks yelled.
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