Participants: Gilbert, Roderich
Can people just hop in?: Sorry, only Gilbert gets to meet Roderich naked.
Where: Boy’s locker room at Evony Public Institute of Culture
When: A few weeks into the school year after the police car incident. One minute before the bell is supposed to ring to signal the end of the school day.
What: Gilbert meets yet
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The dark frown never quite left his face even as he stepped out of the shower stall and irritably made his way over to his locker. Roderich had only taken a few steps when he stopped, realizing someone was already there, putting their dress shirt into a nearby locker. Though he thought it a bit odd--he normally did not encounter anyone changing out of the school uniforms at this time--Roderich said nothing as he brushed past the shirtless stranger.
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"I thought even spoiled gits were taught common courtesy," he muttered in irritation as he took off his pants and shoes to shove them into his locker.
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"I had thought that even idiots knew how to keep insults to themselves when the target of their insult is within hearing distance." Honestly, this stranger had such a terrible sense of decorum.
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"Maybe it was meant to be heard," Gilbert snapped back, irritation growing by the second. "And you call me stupid," he muttered under his breath, his somewhat decent mood evaporating.
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"If you insist on letting your insults be heard, at least have the decency to come up with better ones," Roderich replied haughtily. "What you have uttered before this only reinforces your idiocy."
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“Heh. You look as snotty as you sound.”
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"You don't look as empty-headed as I thought you would," Roderich said slowly, as if he were truly startled by this observation. "No, you look far more empty-headed than I had first imagined."
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Gilbert sauntered up to the other boy. "And you are looking me up and down, why? Don't give me one of those half-assed answers where you claim that I "don't look like much" or any of that bullshit."
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Schooling his expression into that of complete disinterest, Roderich slowly looked him over again, arms crossed over his chest. "You don't look like much," he said dryly, purposely choosing to use the stranger's words. He arched an eyebrow. "I don't believe I stuttered when I said that."
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"Ah, but at least I have something instead of nothing." Gilbert sneered, voice dripping with mockery. “Using my own words against me, as if you think you are so…clever. Someone is a little touchy." He sent a derisive smile to the arrogant boy. "My words getting to you? Don’t bother denying it, your cheeks and phrasing gave you away. Hell, even your actions right now. Otherwise...why would you bother controlling your expression and try to distract me?"
Stepping closer, he eyed the four-eyes with contempt.
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Mentally, he willed his cheeks to return to their normal color, though he doubted the stranger's words were to be believed. Honestly, the nerve of this person! He automatically assumes my embarrassment is caused by whatever delusions he has about his body. Roderich scoffed at him. "You are full of yourself if you believe anything of yours is enough to provoke such a reaction out of me."
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“Aw, is the young master ruffled? Not used to someone speaking their mind around you?” The mocking voice echoed in the locker room. "And stop looking if you want your words to seem believable. Everything you do and say is just echoing what I said earlier."
Gilbert walked back to his locker to finish changing, completely dismissing the annoyance with an arrogant wave of his hand. "Try harder next time."
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"Again, you seem to be under the impression that I am actually looking at you." Guessing that the other student was already fed up of their "pleasant exchange", Roderich turned toward his own locker, slipping his shirt on. "You are most mistaken in that respect." He paused. "And, hopefully, there will be no 'next time'; I'd rather not see you again anytime soon."
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Even his words are stuffy and proper. "Finally, something we agree on." After pulling on his pants and tying his shoes, he closed his locker with a bang and picked up his towel. Gilbert strolled by the guy-with-something-far-up-his-ass to leave the locker room, but not before snapping his towel at the ponce, causing the previously secured towel to fall and reveal striped, gray boxers.
Seriously? Seriously? The guy freakin' wore boxers under his towel.
"Someone has something to hide. I guess that explains all your pathetic insults," his scornful laughter resonated in the locker room long after he left.
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His relief was short-lived, however, once the towel-flick caused his towel to fall to the ground. He colored furiously as he snatched the article from the ground. "You idiot," Roderich began angrily. He stopped as soon as he realized the stranger had already left. Snapping his mouth shut with an audible click, Roderich changed in record time and slammed his locker shut.
On the way out, he couldn't help but glare around the locker room darkly, as if it were to blame for his irritation. For his sanity's sake, he really hoped he would not be seeing that student again in the future.
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