[nation_ask Channel] America

[hana_tamago]

Who: America, Hana-tamago
Where: nation_ask Channel Studio
When: [Present]
Summary: This week on the Nation_Ask Channel, I have a talk with the famous and popular America! He's got a lot of interesting (and strange) questions lined up so don't miss out!

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[hana_tamago]

Hello America and welcome to the Nation_Ask Channgel! It's nice to finally meet you! ♥

*fashionably late*

[freedom_kiss]

Hi there! Oh my god, it's a talking dog! That's so cool!

*homg, hello! ♥♥♥!*

[hana_tamago]

Thank you for coming down to the studio! --and for taking care of Sealand! I've heard lots of amazing stories about you from him! *tailwag* Am I the first talking dog you've met? ♥

Anyway, we have lots of questions lined up for you so let's get started! Your first question is about food:

I'd like to ask! If America would eat this/take this camping with him to eat out in the wild. It even has a clip to roll!

Hmm... that link looks ominous. Maybe I'm just wary about food in cans...

[freedom_kiss]

Well, he's the awesomest kid I know... 'cause he reminds me of me! I've met talking parrots before, and one of my friends is a whale, but never a talking dog!

Huh, that looks like a cool idea! But if I was going camping, it would be the perfect opportunity for a good barbeque, so I'd rather take some hamburger patties and buns and other topping stuff and make them the proper way.

[hana_tamago]

Our next question is very odd. I'm not always fluent in human-speak but it sounds a bit rude and strange...?

"Hey America!
What's up?

Anyway.
Hey.
Are you concerned about Obama at all? Y'know. Since his name is practically screaming, "OH MY GOD, IT'S O' BOMB, MA!"

If not, then you're a great man.
Also, waffles or pancakes? Which is superior?"

[freedom_kiss]

... W-what? No, he's an awesome boss! And, um... I don't think I've ever heard someone say that it's O' bomb...

[freedom_kiss]

Both are great! I guess I kinda like pancakes more, but waffles are really good too! Especially when Belgium makes them. Or when I use my Mickey Mouse waffle iron.

[hana_tamago]

Hmm... do you eat the ears first or the face?

Question 3

[hana_tamago]

This next question is about history and presidents.

"Dear America-kun,

How do you feel about most of the presidents you've had being slave owners? Does it bother you to this very day~?"

[freedom_kiss]

Well, that waan't a big deal at the time, so I don't blame them for it or anything... When you're raised to think that something isn't wrong, it's hard to change your mind about it. Not that slavery wasn't bad or anything, but not all slave owners were bad bosses. I mean, there were standards for how you treated your slaves, so all those stories of horrible abuse and stuff were the really extreme cases.

[hana_tamago]

That sounds very reasonable.

...although I am glad your presidents no longer have slaves. ♥ I mean, just wearing is a collar is uncomfortable. I can't imagine what it'd be like if my owner wasn't as nice as Finland...

[ooc: I'm so sorry this is so late! RL has been super busy...! ;;]

[freedom_kiss]

Have you tried asking him to loosen your collar? Or get a softer one? What about one of those little sweaters instead?

Question 4

[hana_tamago]

The next question is about your economy. I'm only a dog so I'm not exactly sure what they're asking... It sounds difficult though... *whine*

"Dear America-kun,

Wouldn't you agree that if you allowed the government to take more control of your businesses, they could properly manage their spendings and profits and thus fix the economy faster~? Even if its just to control them for temporary."

[freedom_kiss]

... NO COMMUNISM.

[hana_tamago]

*confused* ...I-I see(?).

[freedom_kiss]

They're suggesting that I solve things through a communist economic plan, but I know that doesn't work... Even China has switched to capitalism...

Question 5

[hana_tamago]

Hmm... I'm not entirely sure what the next question is asking but...

"Dear America-kun,

Since you're taller than UK-san, doesn't that mean you're the seme?"

[freedom_kiss]

Hm, I don't think it's something you have to worry about, Hanatamago... But no, it doesn't. There's not really much of a height difference at all, and I don't think that really means anything anyway...? Either way, we take turns~

[hana_tamago]

Oh! I know all about taking turns! A while back, Finland bought a book for Sealand and tried to read it to him... But apparently, Sealand was already too old for things like that. It was still a nice story though~

[freedom_kiss]

Uh... yeah, I guess it's like that! Kinda... It's good that Finland teaches you that stuff, though!