On Spy Gadgets

[joey_fraser]

Time: Present
Question for: All nations
Question: You have a spiffy new Spy Cam! Whose house Where are you going to install it? And what kind of scenes do you hope to record?

There are other cooler designs out there in the market, but I needed a picture which screamed stalker Spy Cam most.

Comments

[kenichi_bokushi]

I may have to get back at a certain someone for spying on me.

I would not put it in France's house, though; the images that thing would record would either break it or traumatise me for life.

I might get a good look at what Russia's planning so I can get into position more quickly, though.

[france_francis]

You would be not traumatized. You would be in AWE.

[kenichi_bokushi]

I would be awed at how much I would vomit.

[france_francis]

The only thing coming out of you would be moans of pleasure.

[kenichi_bokushi]

With you around, those moans would be me expressing how sick to my stomach I would become.

[france_francis]

You are quite the comedian.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Indeed, because I say what everyone is thinking.

[joey_fraser]

But some scenes might be good blackmail material.

[kenichi_bokushi]

I suppose, but getting to the blackmail material without seeing something similar to that video about the two girls and the one cup might be a difficult task.

[freedom_kiss]

You can put a camera in my house if you really want to. I'm totally not just offering so I can do... certain... things in front of it.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Who did you think I was talking about? I wouldn't just put it there to get back at you for spying on me.

[freedom_kiss]

Well, considering that you've brought that up how many times now? I'll even set it up myself if you'd like.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Well, if you'd keep your nose out of other people's business, we wouldn't be having this discussion! I'll give you a few extra for places like the shower and the bedroom.

[freedom_kiss]

Everything is my business, Iggy. Do you want me to set up any audio devices as well?

[kenichi_bokushi]

No, it is not. You must learn that your constant snooping is going to cost you more and more allies as time goes on, and your constant paranoia and urge to spy is, in a sense, labelling EVERYONE as "the bad guys." Nobody wants to be viewed through the lens of even "POTENTIAL bad guys." It's especially silly when the same country has a legal rule that states "innocent until proven guilty;" spying on your allies subverts that, turning it into "guilty until proven innocent." In short, instead of seeing us as allies, by spying on us, you are seeing us as potential enemies. Yes, please.

[freedom_kiss]

*pouts*

...

*opens his mouth as if he'd going to say something, then reconsiders and continues pouting*

*mumble* Iguessyou'reright.

Make sure you set it up to record whenever you come over to visit.