Let's see who tops!

[hai_kara]

Time: Present

Question to: All Nations (even Sealand)

Question: I haven't seen this here yet, please correct me if this has been asked.

Comments

[sunflower_boi]

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

... Ah~ ahaha... Another broken one...

[sunflower_boi]

According to that then... Ah... I would be with Hong Kong, Germania, Sealand, South Italy, Egypt, or Turkey... mn...
Though I suppose they are not bad...

Least compatable is accurate... UK, Norway, Hungary, and Prussia...

[sunflower_boi]

Ah... Sea-kun could benifit me is nice... but-- he would not be... *doesn't seem to be able to even finish that sentance*

[sunflower_boi]

Ahaha... Mn~ yes~ this quiz is most absurd. *avoidsubject*

[sunflower_boi]

Mn~ yes... even Hong Kong agrees~

[freedom_kiss]

*sputters*

[freedom_kiss]

Sealand is way too young for you to even be THINKING he's compatible with ANYONE, let alone that SOVIET BASTARD RUSSIA. Not until he's at least a century old! I mean, that's practically my little brother you're talking about!

[freedom_kiss]

How are "age of consent" and "Russia is not laying a hand on anyone in my family" difficult to understand?! And don't ask Sealand about it, he's too young to be hearing these things!

[freedom_kiss]

... Do you know what "seme" and "uke" mean?