I'm pleased that you want to be on the winning side, BUT! I did not drag you into any wars (maybe Iraq, but that it). If I can remember correctly, things went like this:
UK: Oh boy! Big Ben, cheerio, times a tickin'! Time die to protect the Realm in the name of King and Country, and Mr. Bean! The GREATEST ENGLISHMAN OF US ALL! TALLY-HO!
Some time later: UK: Hey, America, can you lend a hand? These Germans are a bit tougher than I thought, and well, I'm a little low on supplies, and I know how borrowing money puts a strain of friendships, but how about a couple million quid?
America: Well, I can give some cash.
Japan: HAHAHAH! I've Bombed Pearl Harbor!
America: FINE! FINE! Guess, I'll have to SAVE the world! Let's get to work UK!
UK: Hurray! America is here to help! God bless us, everyone! [HAHA! I compared you to Tiny Tim!]
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Oh well. At least I'd more than likely be on the winning team anyway.
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UK: Oh boy! Big Ben, cheerio, times a tickin'! Time die to protect the Realm in the name of King and Country, and Mr. Bean! The GREATEST ENGLISHMAN OF US ALL! TALLY-HO!
Some time later:
UK: Hey, America, can you lend a hand? These Germans are a bit tougher than I thought, and well, I'm a little low on supplies, and I know how borrowing money puts a strain of friendships, but how about a couple million quid?
America: Well, I can give some cash.
Japan: HAHAHAH! I've Bombed Pearl Harbor!
America: FINE! FINE! Guess, I'll have to SAVE the world! Let's get to work UK!
UK: Hurray! America is here to help! God bless us, everyone! [HAHA! I compared you to Tiny Tim!]
And that's how it happened!
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I sincerely hope that's merely a scene from a film you're making and not how you actually think it happened.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-bciCeAg_Q
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But if it's WWIII, I don't know if anywhere is safe.
And England might try to recruit me into guarding trade routes into the Indian Ocean again. He'd better not!
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