Maybe it's Christmas, maybe the snow, maybe the mistletoe~

[keruchu]

Time: Present
Question For: All nations
Question: S-so.... it's always fun to make the wishes of others come true! L-Let's make Christmas lists!

Comments

[schweiztan]

Santa (I-I'm not calling you "dear", so get over it):

I don't really need any material objects. I guess more money would be okay.... n-not like I need any, of course! Maybe some new gun patents or something. Or if you could somehow make a gun with unlimited ammo, that would work too. I know you couldn't, because I've tried. It's not possible, so don't even waste your time.

What I really want is....
-To never see Austria's stupid face again. Ever. Okay, maybe once. Or twice. Or three times. B-but only so he looks bad and raises my reputation even more!
-For France to die in a fire never come near me again finally die from gunshot wounds.
-For Japan to never put me in that stupid dress again. That's what Poland's for, not me!
-Give Liechtenstein something she wants. I-I guess.
-Help me finally be able to say what I want to, dammit!

....Yeah. That's all.

[france_francis]

Dearest, fear not. I will never leave you.

[schweiztan]

I beg to differ.

[france_francis]

I will make you bed in other ways.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good boy this year no matter what the news and Iceland say. For Christmas, I want:

1. For Russia to realise just how much of a nuisance he is and for him to kill himself
2. For France's "plucking instrument" to be severed
3. For Iceland to own up to his own problems rather than blaming me
4. For peace on Earth and goodwill to all those who aren't pains in the arse
5. A better lock for the outside of the storage area
6. For the news to leave me alone
7. Something to assist me in learning Japanese so I can communicate better with Japan (especially when he mentions words that have no direct English equivalent)
8. For more people to start liking my cooking and for people who eat French cooking to realise that that "escargot" they're eating is really a bunch of snails
9. Please do something about this.
10. Monitoring software for my computer
11. For the pubs to be prosperous again
12. More alcohol for Christmas and New Year's!

Sincerely,

[france_francis]

My "plucking instrument" is a divine gift that shall never be severed.
Escargot are magnificent.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Maybe if you consider the devil "divine."

They're fucking SNAILS.

[france_francis]

It can be quite devilish.
Better than your excuse for food.

[france_francis]

Dearest Santa,
I do not ask for much, so maybe you could grace me with a few requests?

1. Women
2. Men
3. For England to pluck his eyebrows.

I would forever appreciate these requests.

Love,

[ladyrepiblik]

1. Women
2. Men

Uh, ni-san, don't you already have a lot of these? You don't need any more.
Santa-san wouldn't really subject people to that kind of torment, right?

[france_francis]

Darling! It has been far too long. Where have you been?!

I do, but none will ever replace your virtue and beauty. If you agree to be mine forever, I may be willing to take back my first and second requests. What do you say, my unearthly queen?

[ladyrepiblik]

...

O-on second thought, maybe go ahead and leave those. I'm-I'm sure Santa can work something out.

And if you really want to know, I was at England's house for a long time, and I've been cleaning up my own house since then.

[paaasta]

Oh oh I love these!

Okay okay lets see!

*Breaks out a pen and begins to scribble across the back of some Germany- important document.*
Bon Sera Finlaaand

SO MOE I DIED.

[kuroiinu_chan]

omg how are you so sweet and adorable? T_T ♥

[moisanta]

He's really not my--

... Eh? I-I'm sure you won't die! I hope you'll feel better soon... Have you tried hot blackcurrant juice?

[herrdeutschland]

You are not going to die. People do not die of colds. Complications from colds, yes. But not just a cold.

Ah, also. I may have left some documents here, have you seen them? If you were actually paying attention to anything.

[ladyrepiblik]

Dear Santa,

- Please make my brothers/relatives/allies less weird (except maybe Canada-san; he seems pretty nice).
- Please make England stop being so grumpy. Or maybe drop another star on his head? That was the best weekend ever.
- Please make France ni-san less creepy (though even you might not be that powerful, huh?)
- Please have Japan or China or Italia-chan come and visit me. They're so cute!

Oh, and dress lightly! You might overheat if you come down here in a thick coat like that, you know!

Lots and lots of love,

[france_francis]

I am not creepy! Merely a gentlemen my beloved.

[ladyrepiblik]

Gentlemen don't run around groping innocent people for fun!

[france_francis]

Ahh, we have a different idea of what it is I do, my shimmering ray of light.
For I do not "grope"! It is a caress of love!