So it's an alien, huh?! WOW. DDDDDD~~~~ That's so cool! What planet did it come from?! Is it your pet?! What does it eat?! Can I have one?! Well, maybe I shouldn't, Tony might get jealous, but that's really awesome!!
Well ya know in my spare time I travel through space lookin' for new deadly creatures to bring back to my house, cos you can never have enough deadly creatures! One day I stumbled upon this faaaaaaraway planet called the Philippines, and there I found these little guys! Their planet is always dark so they grew huuuuge eyeballs so they could stalk their prey. Luckily for me they only eat Americans... But don't worry! I'm makin' some Tarsier repellent spray for you to use the next time you come to my house!
[Bullshitting people IS the national pastime after all!]
Isn't she a darlin!
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They do look alike! So cute~!
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[Bullshitting people IS the national pastime after all!]
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Omigawd it's staring at me.
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