HAHA! That's EASY! First! You've got to build up your forces! This means working out so that when the time comes, you're physically superior and THAT! Is a good confidence boost! NEXT! And pay attention to this too!! You've got to make sure you're learned! Study philosophy, go to college prep schools, the works! That way you're smarter than everyone else!! Once you know you're better than everyone else! There is no need to be shy! Why should someone so strong and smart be shy!? THERE IS NO REASON! IT'S LIKE FINDING VEGETABLES IN DESSERT! WHY ARE THEY THERE!? IT MAKES NO SENSE!
..What was I saying? OH YEAH!
Think to yourself! "If I owned this place and these guys all worked for me!" And treat people like that! If you see someone you like, immediately seize their vital regions!!
I see. *taking notes* Well, I'm not very strong, but I can always use a frying pan, right? Well, about being smart... I'm a college student (I'm studying management, so this means that I plan to own the world anyway and make everyone my slaves *laughs* I'm learning useful stuff (unless it's math and I quote you: "THERE IS NO REASON! IT'S LIKE FINDING VEGETABLES IN DESSERT! WHY ARE THEY THERE!? IT MAKES NO SENSE!" This is what I think about math)
But... *stop taking notes* I can't seize people's vital regions! They'll put me in jail! What to do? How do you get away with molesting young nations people?
The most important part about being amazing if knowing you are amazing! If you don't think you're amazing it'll show and no one will think you're amazing either. And if people tell you you're not amazing... well they're obviously jerks! And you shouldn't care about the opinion of jerks! They don't matter!
Also don't be afraid to tell them how wrong they are, and how right you are. It'll just prove to them how utterly cool you are and how lame they are.
Also! Don't be afraid if someone throws you in storage. You can always escape through the ventilation!
*is secretly installing barriers in the storage that have tiny holes in them that are enough to let air through but make escape from the storage room impossible while this conversation is taking place*
I know it sounds totally corny, but you've just gotta, like, be yourself! Shyness is like, really hard to get over believe me, but if you just learn to be happy with yourself, that confidence will just shine through for sure. Like, you just gotta believe that you're totally awesome, and people will see how awesomely confident you are~
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..What was I saying? OH YEAH!
Think to yourself! "If I owned this place and these guys all worked for me!" And treat people like that! If you see someone you like, immediately seize their vital regions!!
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But... *stop taking notes* I can't seize people's vital regions! They'll put me in jail! What to do? How do you get away with molesting young nations people?
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Also don't be afraid to tell them how wrong they are, and how right you are. It'll just prove to them how utterly cool you are and how lame they are.
Also! Don't be afraid if someone throws you in storage. You can always escape through the ventilation!
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I understand. You're very wise for someone so small young. Thank you for answering, I'll try my best!
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