Sometimes first impressions are entirely correct.

[ladyrepiblik]

Time: Neutral
Question for: All Nations
Question:

...I, um, I guess I should just ask this straight out, right?

So, um, Mister Greece and I were wondering, um, well--

*Holds up a tape labeled 'Denmark', while standing in front of a pile of similar tapes. Specifically, tapes of what was said inside this bizarre thingH-how much are any of you

Comments

[edle_sohn]

[ AGHAST ]

[edle_sohn]

Such deception is a breach of trust of the highest caliber; the confidentiality of words uttered within the sanctity of a confessional before a minister of God is held in the highest confidence!

To exploit such a holy promise for the sake of petty gain is astoundingly shameful, tantamount to violating a Christmas truce. You will destroy the records and cease your sinful extortion immediately.

[sumthinlikhuman]

PFFFFFT Who said I was a confessional booth with a minister of GOD?

[edle_sohn]

Blaspheming- then in God's name, what manner of confessional are you, precisely?

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

[Tugs Austria's cheek. Stretchy~]

Looks like someone got screwed over huh? HAHAHAHAHA!

[edle_sohn]

Please stop that.

I myself never deigned to confess to this farce of a confessional; surely you of all nations should recognize the profanity of expoloiting the Sacrament of Penance?

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

[Too bad. Tug tug. Soft~]

Ja, I know it's sacrilegious to be exploiting it and all that. But I think people had it coming for trusting a wiggly-armed confessional. Never trust anything that might grope you, s'why I still don't trust France.

But what do you suggest, huh four-eyes? You wana set fire to the girl and the booth and be done with it? Or punish the girl? Or burn the fake confessional?

[ladyrepiblik]

...

...

WHAT!

I--I am not for setting fire to!

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

Just a little bit?? Maybe one pigtail~? You wont miss it.

[ladyrepiblik]

NOOOOO!

[edle_sohn]

[Could that be my wife I hear?]

Don't be ridiculous. I do not believe coercion will be necessary to acquire the tapes; Miss Seychelles has seen the error of her ways. Should she persist, however, it would be appropriate to implement another strategy, preferably prior to any transactions.

If neither Seychelles nor Greece are responsible, someone else is wielding the confessional with the... unusual countenance. This person will be brought to justice once the present matter is settled.

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

[I dunno. Are you hearing grunts and howls, cause if so.. that's probably her.]

Blah blah blah so what you're saying is no fire but I can punish her? Aghh you're making me sleepy with all your talking. They've pretty much admitted to, you know, setting this whole thing up.

How aboooout if she's guilty we'll lock her in the confessional and bury it on one of her beaches? We can throw Greece in the other side if he's part of the whole thing too. It's got to be a crime or something to blackmail the whole world.

[ladyrepiblik]

You--! You were saying you were going to buy some!

[sumthinlikhuman]

Hey, hey, look at the little girl, she's the one that tricked all of you!

I am a box with flaily arms!

[edle_sohn]

You cannot possibly- [why am I speaking to an inanimate object?]

Never mind, once this business is resolved I shall find the one responsible and have this sacrilegious object destroyed before it can be used cause further mischief.

[ladyrepiblik]

H-hey! I didn't--you--you--!