It's kinda cute if I ignore the fact that it may want to....

[tarafishes]

Time:  Present, I guess?
Question for:  E-everyone!
Question:

Er...uhm...I-I doubt you'll believe me but....it appears there's a tentacle monster under my bed.
Wh-what do I do?
I-it's sleeping right now, by the way.  Or...something.  [glances]

[I blame my roleplay friends.  orz]