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[quincytastic]

Time: Present
Question For: All existing Nations
Question: So I'm a half-German, argumentative Communist living in America, whose [violent] citizens do not seem to appreciate being taught Marxism. The question is, will any Nations take in a poor Commie down on her luck? America, you can help me find a new home, if you want.

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[kenichi_bokushi]

I hear Russia's a nice place this time of the year, and you know how accepting he is of people who attempt to shove communism down others' throats "comrades" such as yourself. Or maybe you can bother France!

[quincytastic]

I actually considered France. France has great health care, and uses nuclear power. In fact, in debate, one of my cards compares Frances' CO2 emissions to yours (spoilers, France has less).
Thanks for helping me in debate. Maybe I'll go to your country. You guys made Doctor Who. Which kicks ass.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Well, you see, we already have more than enough enough rabble-rousers as it is ... that's why I suggested France. I'm sure he wouldn't mind. After all, he does have fewer CO2 emissions. Or, better yet, I concur with the others; Siberia may be a good fit for you. As I said, Russia, I'm sure, would be very open to your fanciful ideas.

I'm glad you like Doctor Who, though, and that I could help.

[quincytastic]

So I have lots of comrades in England? You're not doing a very good job of convincing me. If I go to your country, I can keep speaking English. As much as I prefer the sound of German and Russian, English is my birth tongue, and much less of a hassle to translate in my head, although I'm getting pretty good with German. And there's cricket in England. I have to watch cricket on the internet or pay for it to watch it on the Indian channel here. And it's not CRICKET cricket. It's not a gentleman's sport when you make it like every other professional sport.

[kenichi_bokushi]

I'm afraid you misunderstood me. You see, zero rabble-rousers is what I would call "enough," so even with one single rabble-rouser there, I already have too many, as one is more than zero. Given that recently there was a case of somebody throwing custard at one of my officials, that means there is at least one rabble-rouser already in the country, which is already "too many," meaning that there is simply no room for any more.

[quincytastic]

I told you I was low-key. I don't really meddle. It's not like I'll stand on street corners holding a Soviet flag and forcing pamphlets on your citizens. That's just crazy. No, I'm more of a sits-in-cafes-reading-Lenin-type Communist. I'm not a rabble-rouser, by any means.
I'm a very polite Communist, comrade.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Funny. A short while ago, you were referring to me as an "oppressor." I really couldn't impose my "oppression" on you as well. Though I don't mind merely sitting around reading books about communism and things such as that, as people are entitled to their own opinion, your actions in this conversation, as well as what I've overheard from your conversations with others, indicate that that might not be the whole story, not to mention you might not fit in as well here as you would in a nation where most of the population actually agrees with your ideology.

[quincytastic]

Well, of course I speak up when I feel the need, but honestly, I figured since you already KNEW I was a Communist from my original post, I could argue my ideology as I saw fit.

America started it...

[kenichi_bokushi]

Actually, I believe it was your "Sealand is entitled to America's land only because he does not have as much land as America does" tirade that started it, and your "UK is oppressing Sealand" bollocks sealed it. If you are going to go around re-apportioning others' land, then the UK may not be a good fit for you.

[quincytastic]

Of course not, you don't have as much land any more. That makes me sad, I wish I had an English accent.

[kenichi_bokushi]

It's not how much land you have but how you use it and how useful it is.

[quincytastic]

Hmm... I can agree to that, I suppose.
I still wish I had an English accent, though.

[kenichi_bokushi]

I'm not sure your rhetoric would sound quite as good with an English accent, though.

[quincytastic]

That sounded insulting, I'll have you know.
But I am not sure whether to be offended or not. Would it sound better with a German accent, because I get one sometimes when I'm angry.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Possibly, though I'm not sure what Germany would think of that.

[quincytastic]

*panicpanicpanic* I DONT WANT TO MAKE GERMANY UPSET I VISIT BERLIN AND MÜNCHEN EVERY YEAR AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY AND IT'S THE ONLY TIME I CAN HEAR THE PRETTY SOUND OF GERMAN FROM ANOTHER PERSON!