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[champenguin]

Time: Present/Neutral

Question For: All Nations

Question: My friend has an imaginary boyfriend. She's 16, and he's supposedly 21. She makes up outrageous aspects about this guy, such as he is super attractive, flirty, rich, has saved lives, and the list goes on. My friends and I could deal with her constant chatter about him for a while, but now

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[nicebananas]

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Find her an actual boyfriend?

[namib_mole]

YOU can be her boyfriend (because you're so cute and kind)! :)

[champenguin]

Oh! That's sounds like a wonderful idea! Yes! *nods*

[namib_mole]

hahaha, I know you'll love that idea.
Spain-san is so kind, I'm sure he can help your friend.

[criesforever]

O-Oh my..

I-I'm afraid I'll have to agree with Mr. Spain on this.. [ was GOING to suggest that she needed some help but, uh this is the nicer choice ]

[freedom_kiss]

*sighs* Okay, okay, I've dealt with this before. I know it may hurt, but we need to break it to your sister that I'm not her boyfriend. She's reading too much into things. Besides, I'm engaged seeing someone else.

[namib_mole]

who said that you are her boyfriend?

[freedom_kiss]

It sounds like me.

[namib_mole]

I know that you ARE super attractive, flirty, rich,and has saved lives; but she NEVER said that. engaged? Would you tell me who is this lucky guy, please?

[kenichi_bokushi]

Intervention.

Barring that, find her a REAL boyfriend (if someone can put up with that level of crazy).

Barring that, she needs to get laid. Or maybe that could be the first option.

[nipponpon]

There is nothing wrong with fantasies, but perhaps it would be best to decline her invitations to meet her boyfriend, and stress you only wish to see her..?

Politely, of course...

I also agree it may be nice to set up a situation for her to meet a nice boy... perhaps a goukon?