I had to get it from somewhere.

[freedom_kiss]

Time: Present-ish/Cold War

Question For: UK [and anyone with input]

Question: Remind me again, who's the one who sucks at maps?

[[Info about this map.]]

Comments

[kenichi_bokushi]

I see you've stumbled upon an early example of British humour. I was inspired to make that satirical map to take the piss out of an overly conservative group who thought that that was how the world really looked. Unfortunately, they thought that this map was accurate. (Note the title: "The Tory (far-right, Anglocentric political group) Atlas of the World.")

[freedom_kiss]

Riiiight. How come you get to claim this as satire, but "American World Map" counterparts randomly pulled off the Internet keep getting pinned on me? Yours was actually published, after all. Don't try to deny that at least half the stuff on that map are actual sentiments of yours.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Simply because you did not. Well, the part about the Commie bastards reflects my sentiment, as does France. (Also, you do "yank" me on occasion, right?)

[freedom_kiss]

I never even took credit for making those. You definitely had something to do with labeling Japan too. Along with East Germany. [... I suppose that's fair enough.]

[notyourcanal]

[STARE]

[peter_kirkland]

Sea-kun is missing from that map!!

[freedom_kiss]

It must just be because you're so tiny... Hawaii isn't on there either.

*lacks an appropriate icon*

[crimsontwilite]

:O

*Isn't sure whether to be sad or grateful that Hawaii is missing from that particular map*

[kenichi_bokushi]

Why would I include you on a map?

[warsaw_letters]

Like, "plucky little Poland?"

[freedom_kiss]

I think you're pretty plucky!

[warsaw_letters]

Hahah, like, thanks!

[kenichi_bokushi]

Well, why not? Despite the Commie bastards' attempts to take you over, you keep on fighting!